Things guys do that make them look way unnattractive (for the ladies)...

I have a tiny dot of baby blue spray paint on my toe from painting my toes....you will hate me now huh. Well damn
 
don't call me weird or anything, but gross feet really piss me off. Like, i kinda have ocd, and when someone has gross feet it really gets to me.
 
there is a group of kids who frequent bars around my college who are just like those fucks. i can barely hold myself back from running up and punching one of them in the face... then i remind myself that i will most certainly get my ass kicked from here far into next week, and that it is not worth it and i leave them alone. but yeah, they're big fags and i really wish chicks would stop talking to them. then, maybe, they'd stop acting like that.
 
yeah i know, if a guy isnt good at skiing that means you shouldnt even waste your time with them, hes a waste of flesh, right?. this is where i would curse at you.

and being good/bad at skiing is all relative. i might be better than alot, but there are many better than me. as long as you enjoy it, thats all that matters.

I hope the next guy you see on the hill that u want kills it, then sees you suck it up and goes into "EW" mode.
 
i'm with her- no bigger turn off than a guy who you can tell took over an hour to get ready. i like my men unshowered and smelling like malt liquor. and i'm only kidding about the malt liquor thing.
 
I mean like.. pizza style skiers. I dont automatically hate if ur not pro. haha Just.. being worse skier than myself, which isnt too hard to beat.
 
i dont talk alot... one day soem chick sat w/ me on the ski club bus so she could talk ot me and i didnt talk alot and shit got mad. shes like "y dont you talk....your sooo quiet." and i said i had nothign to say and shes liek o.
 
That whole cockiness thing... man, I don't believe that shit for a minute, I like a guy with confidence, but being cocky? Not my bag.

Ohhh, I just thought of something but I forgot. That happens at 2AM I guess.

Picking your nose. Or being proud of how shit face you got the night before, that's not really all that great. Guys who try too hard, but then again, maybe I was looking the other way when they weren't.
 
i HATE popped collars... or when guys randomly yell stuff out that they think is funny, really it's not. and being an ass? will not make us want you more.
 
just remember ladies...

the quiet ones are the best in bed.

loud, obnoxious motherfuckers are trying to make up for their performance, or size.
 
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