Things better enjoyed high

there is this middle aged guy that comes by a spot where we my friends and I usually go when we're high and he is the weirdest thing you could ever experience when you are high. He has this little fluffy dog named bark-o-bama(if you dont get it, say it a couple times fast) that actually looks like a teddy bear. When we see him it's always like midnight and he tells the weirdest stories. Everytime you see him he'll come up with the most bizzare lies and try to tell us bark-o-bama owns multiple businesses and houses. But everytime we see him he makes up new houses and businesses and doesnt remember the ones he told us earlier. The first time i met him i was high and it was hilarious.
 
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-Planet Earth TV show

-Morgan Freeman

-Making quadrooooopppuuulllll stuffed oreos

-Slip n Slides

-Water Parks

-The Band "infected mushroom"s muzakkkk

-Pillow Fights

-Everything else

 
Spaghettio's

Pretty much any song off trapt's "Someone in Control" album

Phil Collins "In the air tonight"

Plant Earth or Life

Alcohol

 
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And everything turned purple and I was a beggar witnessing the crucifiction of jesus christ, It almost made me cry.
 
i dont understand shit like this. like when you blaze you dont hallucinate and shit and start tripping out like that...?
 
honestly i hate tokin with people like this i have only started slightly trippin one time but it wasnt even close to this it was just i thought we were driving when we were still parked
 
seriously. like dumb bitches sayin shit like "oh and then i thought we were in a castle, and i was like supposed to fight dragons, but like i was using this lamp as a sword, and then i started seeing stars everywhere, so i hid in the closet and cried" like dude, are you retarded or something?
 
best one:

"my arms are starfish and my legs are raccoons. the world is a submarine and the walls are on fire, the devil was right in front of me and he tried to take me to hell"

I really thought it was only people I know that do this, I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing that they're everywhere
 
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