Things a skier should do before they die.

Dustin.

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So I read the Skiing mags December issue with the 50 things all skiers should do before they die and I thought we could do way better. So c'mon what you got?

My first one is:

1. Kill a Gay-per.
 
Ski in chest deep powder. Ski in the pouring rain in a trash bag. Ski a chute that scares the bejesus out of you. Catch an edge and fall on a cat track.
 
eat a waffle from the waffle haas.

stop during tree skiing to appreciate the complete and utter silence. there is nothing quieter

wreck so hard they dont even realize whats happening.

 
word.

i did kicking horse top to bottom in boxers (4200ft)

also, do a season in australia so you appreciate that skiing the east coast is epic comparison, and appreciate that skiing in the west isnt even the same sport. its a religeous experience.
 
lol, yeh. board into deep trees that flatten too nothing, then enjoy unclipping and trapsing out thru shoulder deep pow.
 
Drop at least a 30ft cliff.

Ski a couloir or shoot.

Ski in waist deep or more.

Ski high.

Ski drunk.

Ski switch down a green or blue groomer weaving through gapers.

Ski a steep area switch.

Ski as fast as you can down the steepest groomer at your mountain and launch past people yelling.

Ski down the hill fast and out of control yelling "OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!"

Ski at least 1 run without poles.

Ski at least 1 run with only one ski.

Boot ski down any hill you can while going places.

Thats about all i can think of right now.
 
-ski high

-ski drunk on rails

-do an urban

-get gondola head

-heli ski

-make/ski a summer setup

-join NS

-fuck a hot snowboarder

-go 80's for a day

-pond skim

-ski naked

-pee on people off a lift

-start an underwear tree

-try a 540 in the middle of a mogul run

-rails on shrooms

-rails on chronic

-rails on meth

-rails on x

-dont kill urself on rails
 
yayy! im so starting an undies tree!!! hooray!!!

oh and u should try the nastar course once...even if u think racing is gay.

 
Hahah, holy shit, both of those are so much fun to do. People get so freaked out and terrified. The trick is to totally pick one ski up while screaming, they really think your insane.
 
Hahah, holy shit, both of those are so much fun to do. People get so freaked out and terrified. The trick is to totally pick one ski up while screaming, they really think your insane.
 
Go backcountry skiing

Go ski camping

Drop into something retardedly technical just to see if you make it out upright

Spin off a 20+ footer (cliff, not table)

Ski the line you've always been eyeing--even though you will undoubtedly find more

 
kill a gaper. beat up a deuchbag snowboarder. ski neck deep powder. ski the east coast at least once. and ski on sand
 
Get drunk on schnaps (In Austria). Wait till it gets dark, and make your way down. Next day plan: Find you're puke
 
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