Some of my favorite NSers posting 6+ years ago. Pretty funny stuff. I actually approve of this bump.
To add to the list:
Ski off of a building.
Telemark.
Ski a volcano.
Ski something back country at night under a full moon.
Ski for Warren Miller
Back flip a closure rope.
Ski in a commercial that airs during the Super Bowl
Ski Nastar switch.
Build your own winter set up in your yard.
And already been said but I have to agree with Sex in the Gondola, bone a liftie and dropping into Corbets.
Also, make a pass at a girl who races downhill for the German National Team, and get her to chase you around the kitchen with a frying pan.