Thing that pissed me off the most

DaLiNeRiDEr21

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the most fucking annoying thing is people that do not know how to ski going in the park. first they cut you off going in from of the jumps and RUIN THE JUMPS. Best was that was a kid that cut in fo the landing of the jump i timming it perfectly JUMPED RIGHT OVER THE LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER :):) ahaha
 
A guy I saw was about to land over another person who was lying on the landing, and so he tried to avoid it and crashed and ended up paraplegic (or however u spell it..)

so think about it next time...
 
long time ago. at timby.. i witnessed a mom and two kids sitting on the lip eating a fuckin picnic.. and the kids wer sliding down the lip fucking it up BAD.. so i went down to the lady told her to leave she got in my face a told me she was god pretty much and i had to listn to her and that since it was a "park" she could have her picnic were she wanted.. so i hiked up to my frends... and the jump had two takeoffs and she was on the smal one.. so i was .> FUCK THAT BITCH so i went up as if to hit it. but i had to hit the breaks cause she ran to the other lip and was waving her arms and screaming and shit. so i ended up spraying the living shit out of her with some snow cone snow. and she was mad.. and her kids were crying. and shit... and now she grabbed me by me coller and i was.. DON FUCKIN TOUCH ME>>..!!! and since i swore she was. like.. i will see that you will never ski again. at that point a park crew and a patroler were there and i explained that i was being curdous and shit and had first axed her and told her that it was not the right place to eat and that it was dangerous... it was hard for the park crewey not to laugh. but yeah. Fuck gapers in the park
 
Oh christ. These sorta things has happened to me sooo many times. One time my friend got sued (spelling?) for running over a kid that was hiding in the god damn landing with his father. Even tho there where rules and warning signs all over the place. Stupied gaper swedes
 
I have pretty much stopped going into the park after 10:00 am on weekends cuz it is such a fucking circus. It seems they should have someone stationed at the top of the park (almost like a lift atttendant) telling gapers to stay the fuck out. I cant even begin to tell how many douchebags I have seen get nearly decapitated.
 
som eparks do hsve that. to get in you have to buy a special pass and pass some sort of etiquette test.
 
last year i straight up landed on top of this guy cutting across the landing. luckily i saw him at the last second before i took off and straight aired so he got flattened and i came out relatively good. he was hurting afterwards.
 
i'm suprised big whites park crew wasn't all over that shit getting him out of there...granted you were at big white that is
 
yeah. i was riding there. it was on the last jump and nobody was on duty there. super scary when i realized what was going to happen.
 
This is one of the few things i can say that i truely hate

Today while i was in the park, i got cut off three times in a row by kids not knowing what they are doing. All of them try to go over the jumps with nowhere near enough speed, case the jump, fall and sit there for 5 mins looking around wondering what to do.

Its the worst when u get all pumped up to try something new and you are finally going for it when BAM, you get cut off

I am not the type of person that really gets mad easy, but these kids in the park really get to me
 
There are about 3gajabillion threads about this but it is always fun to make fun of gapers so why not. And that story^^ about lunch in the park is fucking unbelievable. I would just have soo much fun jumping over them lol. Good thing there are park passes.
 
parkpass my mountain has it you gotta watch a video and pay 5 bucks but its sooooooo wroth it keeps alot of kids you wouldbe landing on out. still some shitty kids in there but they dont get in way as much but parkpass is sick talk to your mountai about gettin it
 
I was at keystone today and it was fucking gaper day, almost every run I got cut off by little kids/morons trying to hit boxes and then failing miserably
 
yeah wawa all the time.. i board but my two best freinds are skiers so i know alooooot of shti abotu skiing and like it alot haha. you going up tommorw? ill be up there
 
I used to be a boarder with two buddies who were skiiers haha, you should switch dude skiing is the shit, and its so easy to learn if you are a good boarder, they are basically the same cept you face a different direction
 
by the way, the park pass works wicked well. I was sittin on the lift with one of those old gapers with the red jackets, the recreational carving skis, and the huge helmets (aka the huge assholes who think they know everything about skiing) and he was like i have to pay 5 bucks to get down that?!
 
I kinda wish there were park passes for keystone/breck etc...

I bet ski school would still go down the middle though
 
werd wawas park pass system is sick, it keeps the gapers out and if you are there all the time and look what you know what your doing they dont even check.
 
dont you just love the families of 30 that are from texas that ski threw the half pipe and stand right in the drop in, and the next kid dosent go till the person a head has finished
 
The best gapers are the gapers who try to hit boxes and look cool. This guy in a neon and blue one piece with Rossis from the 70s hits a ride on box, straight, he starts pumping his arms in the air, then falls down. One of the defining moments of my life.
 
the thing that pisses me off is when people go on newschoolers, and they dojnt know how to use the searchbar
 
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