ok, so about ten minutes ago, this retard who came in the shop with a fate jersey, tries to walk out with this red burton jacket, tags hanging off of it, and a security tag on the back. so the alarm rings, and the kid starts shitting bricks. he said he bought the coat on the internet and all sorts of other jazz. i'm like "dude, there are tags hanging off of it, and there's a big ass security tag on the back. you're goin to jail bitch." so now he's being quarantined in the shop, awaiting the sheriff's arrival... what a fucking idiot.