These suck.

TAK

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I was france a little more than a year ago, and in the south, they got a bunch of these things, and if you're willing to figure out how to use for fear of that turtle head making a leap for your shoe, then you're fucked.

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-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
 
Wow, uh, I just wrote a responce to this, ad the thread, disappeared... Well, yeah, thos are all over in Japan, everywhere... But considering I was in Japan it made it ok, that place kicks France's ass!

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
its a shit hole

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
yes they do suck, especially if they're a dirt hole in a grimy cell in a tourist shop in a remote village in Thailand.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
You know what's really funny? the washrooms at St. Peter's have those. Yep, that's right... the Pope uses them. Or did, when he could squat, I guess.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
hmmm, so they would have had to change all the toilets once he couldnt use them anymore....or maybe he just has his own private one now.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
id like to use the popes john, i bet you get have some sort of crazy epiphany, something biblical.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
i bet thats where all the pope does his serious thinking, goes to the bathroom to ponder things. wonder what he reads in there.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
well hes old so he probably has to squeeze a lot so i would bet he read revelations to scare the poop out of him.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
^hmmmm if that's true maybe he reads stephen king novels in there.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
that place must be the axis mundi of the pope; his sacred space. like crystal mentioned, he likely has his epiphanies there...

-Joel

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

Capital City Rider

lanky steeze
 
OH GOD yeah!!!! i remember those. im a girl so i had to squat on those fuckers. if i got cocked and the bar would have one of those toilets, i was fucked.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
haha I saw those in Rome in the subway...a whole bunch of them lined up like showers...it was funny

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
hahahaaha, stand and deliver toilets!!!!! AAAAHAHA!!!!!

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
 
i can just imagine me losing my balance and falling back on my ass right into a big pile of shit.....mmm

 
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