These skis make me horny and i don't know why

[lil.Boye]

saw the Anttu Oikkonen Air carving video a couple weeks ago, and i can't get it out of my mind. the ski just slaps so hard. facepunching color, fuckin' useless swallowtail and a carving radius shorter than my penis. it speaks to me in ways i have never been spoken to before. why does this ski do this? have anyone experienced a similar feeling?

 

[ASSholebomber22]

It's not just the skis, Anttu Oikkonen's as smooth as it gets.

 

[MaimHelp]

We all know who had the original orange bases

 

[willpenguin6]

might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski

 

[muffMan.]

black crow said it does nothing

might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski

 

[FruitBootPro]

Haha wtf I was just looking at these skis while browsing skis. Yeah these are sexy af, idk if they're down my alley as a park ski but I'd love to at least give them a try.

 

[piss.boy]

might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski

Sprays snow and makes you look cool

 

[FruitBootPro]

when the swallowtail does nothing except go up ur ass when u land backseated

If you read the review/overview that's literally the point. The guy who designed the ski believes that swallowtails on skis are functionally useless and only serve aesthetic purposes, so he just made this one to match the look of the ski