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Crystal-needs-a-park

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i dont currently find any of the posts in this forum entertaining. please, entertain me... and on another note... for some reason, everytime i finish typing in a line in this entry box... it goes to the beginning of the line. its quite odd. but anyway, say something funny or something.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
poop...

it makes me giggle

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'its vanilla ice!' - Lateralis

'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'

 
hmmmmmmmm maybe the penis game, i know we are all in our homes so it doesn't work as well as when your with your friends but this could be better. So kids as your sitting at your desks yell penis as loud as you can, you should get some pretty good reactions even better if your in a internet cafe

PEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIISSSSSSS

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
A bunch of people played that back in highschool, but ANY obscene word was allowed. Whoever said the worst thing won.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i predict ANCHORMAN will be the movie of the summer.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
what the fuck is anchorman

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
will ferrel and steve colberr

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
if its got will ferrel, it'll be awesome.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Anchorman looks hilarious

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
sounds good then if ferrel is in it

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
'This just in!(everyone stops and looks at him) Cannon BALL!!'

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 


P PENIS!!

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haha thats a great game.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!

 
Its fun to play with Subs in class, especially if they are hard of hearing.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i know you like to thank yo shit dont stank

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
When we play you would start out whispering penis and each person had to say it a little louder and whover the teacher yelled at for saying penis was out of the round!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
^thats the true way to play it. the way where whoever says the worst thing wins is boring.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
if your sweet at it you can put the penis is extremely loud at just the right moment and the teacher wont even notice

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
We have some great subs at my school. we have this old lady who knits in class. You can call her Ms. Boner, and pause, and she says, 'That's my name, What do you want?' ne kid in my class yelled penis so loud, she said 'Bless you.' My favortie line that she said was while she was trying to turn on the TV and she didn't know how, and she said, 'I'm not familiar with these modern implements.' You can say all sorts of stuff and she won't notice. It's great.

 
One day there was this bum, alright a dirty bum. He was riding this bus alright, a bus. A Nun gets on the bus and sits next to the Bum. So the bum is all like 'Hey, I've always wanted to have sex with a nun, how about it?'. Of course the Nun doesn't want any of this bums manjuice. So they both are exiting the bus when there stop comes and the bus driver, this weird squirrly man, says to the bum 'hey, I see that nun every night in the cemetary praying to jesus, maybe if you pretend to be like jesus...you can get some'.

So the Bum goes to the cemetary, all decked out like Jesus. He sees the nun, and moves in. He tells her he is Jesus and she agrees to the sex. Although everyone knows a nuns virginity is saved for the church, so she has him do it in her ass. After there done, the bum is so proud he jumps out of his jesus costume and says 'HA! I was the bum on the bus that you denied!!' but then the nun does the same thing. She jumps out of her costume and says 'HA! I was the bus driver on that bus!!'

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
hahahahaaha thats a good 1 ur wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd josh

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All NS jibbers have to ask them self's one question: Am I progressive like the auto insurance or am i just Aflac?

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

everyone should butter like they are spancered by land o lakes beeeeeeeotch

Oregon Pride
 
I want to be a Gym teacher...kick ball for the next 40 years. Seriously have you ever used anything that you learned in Gym class when you were younger. 'Ok based on what i learned in gym class, I am suppost to throw a red ball at a fat kid.'

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
My gym teacher from elementary and middle school was gay. we only played basketball, bolleyball, or softball. she looked like a man and never let us play soccer.

 
my and my frineds play pp sometimes people call us gay but we dont care.

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
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