There's a new girl working in my mall and she's hot.

rebel

rebel

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Sometimes it takes little to please me.

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ya man details??...??

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

 
sounds like something requiring a road trip for more in depth research

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is she as hot as me? cus if you want you i could send you some nakid pics of me....

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
thats not necessary dave

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hahahahahahah

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

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there is a hot girl who works at my mall too. She reminds me of anna kornacova a bit.

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to be concluded... ahhhhhhhh, and I missed the trailer for revolutions!!
 
There are these two hot 23 year old twins who work at my golf course. I saw their younger sister (19 or 20) and she was even hotter. The family has great genes.

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''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
 
Twins Basil...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Ressistance!*

Punk isn't a style of music, it's a state of mind.

Rock and roll...
 
dude i like hot chicks, a lot

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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

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yeah liking hot chicks is also kidna my thing ..

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that's what I learned today. yup.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
god you guys go real deep don't ya?

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'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
if shes younger than 16, it's hard to tell, if she's younger than 12, it's iffy, younger than 6 you got a prize winner

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
lol herd this somewhere - 'so im a pedafile(sp?), but isnt that a pretty big word for an 8 year old?'

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Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

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Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
you only see hot bitches once anyways,and that last time is when your closing the door in her face

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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what mall Jay?

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Yeah, she has nice boobies. I like boobies. I like nice boobies. I like her boobies.

Carlingwood Mall.... it's old people's mall, but AE is across the hall from my store so hot girls walk by all the time. That and I never really work. I spend about half my shift walking around the mall looking for hot girls... with nice boobies.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
you should try and touch those nice boobies. make that your goal for the summer... try the trip and fall method... just make sure that she won't call the cops... and have a good clear path to run - incase she does... hmm.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
walk up and say 'my, what nice boobies you have?' and then ask to touch them. if that doesnt work, then get your friend or any bystander to push you into her boobies. then you can blame it on the other person.

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- Julian
 
or just be like hey im a rebel

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