theres a bug in my room

seward

seward

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so there is this bug in my room

and i can hear him but i cant find him

and he keeps buzzing and its fahken pissing me off.

i cant open the window to let him out cause its too damn cold, and if i open my door i will never fall asleep, and i cant even find the dude to sqaush him

what should i do to ensure a good nights sleep?

 
how bout u follow the buzzing noise to find him...i dno...maybe that would work? eh?

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dont complain. last week i heard this noice all night. turned my light on to find a mouse sitting ontop of my tv.

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k...finding a mouse in your room is not as bad as waking up to a squeaking noise and finding your cat playing with a dying bunny right next to your bed

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k...finding a mouse in your room is not as bad as waking up to a squeaking noise and finding your cat playing with a dying bunny right next to your bed

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my cats the worst. it like always tries to get live animals into our house. TIs gotten liek 10 bird like 30 mice and then a bunny. ITs smart too liek it hides to mice completley in its mouth then comes in side and then the others she comes in the windows.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
all bugs should be terminated my friend said that he woke up one time cuz there wee two deer humping in his back yard

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they say that the average person eats like 1-2 pounds of spiders throughout the their lives (from them crawling into your mouth while you are asleep.

How nasty is that?

 
^that is nasty, but if i dont know im eating them, and i cant taste them, and they are not going to hurt me...i dont care too much.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
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one time. there was a tiny itty bitty mouse that was about to crawl into daves house so we got a bottle and went outside to catch him. he was the cutest thing. just a baby. he was like 2/3 head. his head was enormous. it was adorable. we got some plants and leaves and kept him for like 20 minutes...then we didnt know what else to do with him so we drove down the road and let him go on this hill. just before we let him go we decided to name him byebye, because that is what he did. he went byebye. i thought a good last name would be hamtaro. because hamtaro is a cool hamster.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
hahaha, I thought you meant your phones are tapped by the FBI or something.

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^^^that's what i thought too. My solution is to nuke your house. that would kill all the bugs in your room and a ll the rooms on your street

 
^^^that's what i thought too. My solution is to nuke your house. that would kill all the bugs in your room and a ll the rooms on your street

 
ya right after i put that title i knew people were gonna think that my phones were tapped or something.

so anywho, to finish off the story.

i just put my mp3 player on so i could hear the buzzing and feel asleep. it worked like a charm.

 
the nuke would get rid of all of the bugs ecept the cockroaches, yeah they can live through a nuke but ciggaret smoke would kill em

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i heard you swallow 8 spiders... not 2 pounds

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
i dorm at a private school and didn't come home for two weeks, when i came back there had to be at least 30 flys and 20 lady bugs crawling on my windows and shit in my room, gross as fuck

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

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i dorm at a private school and didn't come home for two weeks, when i came back there had to be at least 30 flys and 20 lady bugs crawling on my windows and shit in my room, gross as fuck

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
i cant even put on my fuckin underwhere in the morning without a bee stinging my dong. it sucks ass, and every time the dude comes to get rid of them, they just re-populate. my house sucks.

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