There goes 35 min of someone's life

Balto

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1 keep a tydey house

2 be sure to clip there claws

3 scope there box dailey

4 brush them with a hair brush

5 dont squeeze there paws hard

6 give them fresh water

7 let them have a fish

8 buy them a cratching post

9 put them in your lap

10 be quiet when they are sleeping

11 whisper i love you

12 rub there soft belly

13 make sure there tail is clean

14 give them a yarn ball

15 make them a nice bed

16 buy them some cat nip

17 play them some music

18 give them a cute coller

19 make sure they are vacinated

20 take there picture

21 brush there teeth

22 let them watch tv

23 dont let them outside by thereself

24 feed them some cat food

25 make sure there eyes are clean

26 put a liner in there box

27 give them a mat to whip there feet on

28 dont forget them on christmas

29 make sure they are spayed or nutered

30 hold them like a baby

31 let them have a towel or blanket

32 keep the toilet lids down

33 dont let them chew on power cords

34 set them by a window

35 cat proof your home

36 change there litter daily

37 praise them lavishly

38 never feed them chicken bones

39 teach them a funny trick

40 given them a toy mouse

41 clean up there hair balls

42 keep him away from candals

43 give him a seperate zone

44 never play aggressivly

45 increase cuddle time

46 watch his weight

47 if you leave turn on the radio

48 scold him firmly but wiht kindness

49 respond when he meows

50 give them cat grass

51 scratch under his chin

52 remind him you love him

53 give him a box to play in

54 if hes old help him get down

55 let him lick you with his rough tounge

56 record precious momories

57 dress up him up in ribbons

58 give them a bleach treatment

59 make vet appoinments

60 give them a little wet food

61 if scratches you dont get angry

62 give them some private time

63 treat them with respect

64 when he grooms self say good job

65 let him chase a lazer pointer

66 clean out his ears

67 never smoke around him

68 buy steerdy cat carrier

69 listen to his purr

70 give them bites of temptation

71 give them your full attention

72 dont trap them in laundry baskey

73 let him sleep in bed with you

74 make sure they aren't locked in a closet

75 dont let him play with plastic bags

76 give him a maschuse(sp?)

77 touch him as you pass

78 if hes on the couch dont be mad

79 if he hates the fan turn the fan off

80 when theres a bird outside say hey look

81 intrege with funny sound

82 dont forget sardine time

83 let him play with your old socks

84 stroke him in direction his fur goes

85 admire his lond whiskers

86 keep his box away from his food

87 pretend hes a piano

88 dont interupt him whiles hes eating

89 when hes scared go and comfort him

90 ket them have a lick (of my cock)

91 if there breathe smells geve them greenies

92 give them a ball with a bell in it

93 if its hot put ice in its water

94 let him drink out of the sink

95 dont vaccum if it scares him

96 draw a picture of him

97 if you drop food it scares him

98 read him a book

99 feed him again

!!!!!!!100!!!! just love him everyday

101 don't make a video thats fucking 35 minutes long!!!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!
 
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