THeory3 Media/Breathe And Stop Premiere

Jeff_Thomas

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Its that time of year again! We are organizing an extensive premiere and party this year. Lots of sick riding, tons of free gear, and lots of cheap drinks. Full information will be up in a week or so, but it will most likly hapen first of Oct. Check www.theory-3.com for trailers and more!

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
milk just came out of my nipple

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I was at the PNE the other day and there was this cow that gave birth to another cow... the cow had a sack of plasenta hanging off it's butt... it was gross.

the animals at the petting farm were very sad... quite depressing.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
darryl please dont tell me you live in van

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
hahahaha

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
erich already told me that he's gonna sing to meeeeeee. i wonder if zachs gonna meet up with CCF that night..

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B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
WILL SING FOR BEER!

WILL DANCE FOR MORE!

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no no, he did one time nicole...but it was followed up by him sleeping in my bathroom with his arm in the toilet after puking for three hours.

 
for the record i belive i could sing and dance for beer, i mean i have a pretty good role model, my father, who does karokee a lot so im sure some skill has rubbed off.

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Breathe & Stop

www.theory-3.com
 
for the record, I almost got kicked out of a karoke bar last week for rubbing the microphone on my crocth and swinging the wire above my head like a lasso while singing Detroit Rock City by Kiss.

 
AHAHAHHAHA jeff schmuck you're one of my favorite people. THATS HOT! hahahaha

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
this just in: jeff thomas died last night

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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I havent puked that ahrd in a long time.

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
Congratulations on being a picture perfect hangover victim.

You missed a good time at the Royal though. I made an ass of myself attempting to dance and hitting on girls.

what's with the white stains on our couch?!?!?!?!

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royal?? were you guys in bellingham?

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
^yeah, in downtown van. And it's a damn good time, as long as you stay away from the Molson Canadian Cold Shots. Truly awful beer.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
ok. so premier update.. any news jeffy?

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
Am I authorized to divulge date/time yet?

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
Simon are we still lookin at SFU?

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
Yay, details!

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
I hope I don't sleep beside a car in a parking lot again this year.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
id like to clarify that its my couch. my gloriously comfortable couch. and if its tainted with more than cat urine... well... i dont know.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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i hope i dont have to sleep on the floor with six others guys while zach BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...and then drive back to seattle at 7 in the morning still wasted.

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^that's what happens when you sit behind the screen, drinking my Coronas all by your lonesome self.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
DUDE! I was soooo not drinking corona...BLACK LABEL SUPREMEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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No no, make no mistake, you stole some of my coronas behind the stage.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
Coby, Erich, aren't they really just the same person?

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
different people.. i think sleeping in a car isnt half as bad as the year before when we all slept in the lounge of jeffs dorm when it smelled like ASS because of the 10 guys plus me sleeping in there.

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
My funniness doesn't translate online, and it wasn't IN a car, it was on asphalt BESIDE a car. As in outside, in the cold, with no girl, drunk off wired and jager, after having lost jeffy somewhere in SFU townhouses.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
but i was awoken but the great simon after 2 hrs of sleep because i vacted to the study lounges where i was kept company buy two hardcore rugby fans where i was then left allone at 430am to sleep till 630 when simon had awoken me because 'jeff was lost'

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www.theory-3.com
 
Would you like some brownies Schmuck? You can come over when I get home from school. I still have some vodka for you as well.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
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