the worst

RudyGarmisch

RudyGarmisch

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Ok, lots has been said about what is the best in the skiing world. But what do you guys (and girls) think is the worst or the downright stupidest? I'll try and tally it up after a day or two, so to make my job a bit easier, fill it in catergory style.

The worst:

Ski

Skier

'sponsored pro'

Trick

Fall

Skiing outfit you have ever seen

Thing about skiing

Thing about rails

thing about the park

thing about backcountry

(add any other catergories if you want to, thanks)

-> (place for random additions or detailed explanations)

 
thing about bc is that i always tend to get lost and then i think frostbite will take over my entire body and i will die and then they will ahve to have a big search with helicopters and everything to recover my dead body and then i hurt myself and wreck my stuff and like have to drop a 50 foot cliif to get back, or avie danger. park is there is always something wrong with it, to slow, to crowded ect. but hey skiing is skiing and i love it so none of that matters:) mmmmmmmmm...skiing

 
ski (twin tip) - mike nick pro model (a 142 SKI, what the fuck?)

skier - anyone on their first day of skiing

sponsored pro - let's just say there are quite a few that don't deserve what they are getting

trick - worst looking tricks are ones that are not fluid throughout the whole trick

fall - worst looking: Crichton on the bridge, worst condition of skier after fall that i have seen: Rory Will at the US Open

outfit - cow print race suits

thing about skiing - you can't just walk outside and do it any day of the year in any location you want

thing about rails - skate guards

thing about park - all the shitheads who sit in the park acting tough, and all the people that ski down the park as if it were just another blue square trail on the mountain

thing about the backcountry - hiking, avalanches, and lack of snow

 
shit yo i agree wid the ppl who jus ski in the park likes its any other run on the hill, and then thing bring their little kids wid them and the kids fall right in front of the take off or at the landing, i cant stand it. Then when u start to get speed to hit the jump and ur almost their and some larry (or yetti if u prifer) cuts right and front of u and u almost hit him. And then on top of that the asshole that cut u off gives u shit about how ur not skiing in control, i know this is off topic but i can stand that bs...

 
haha when i was skiing there were this two little skier punks who were pretty good and then their mom in a 1 piece just skied right down the middle the kids were cool cause they were like 4 and getting air but the ski instructurs always take their classes in their and it is like a pipe demolishing train it is annoying and then they get to cut in front of you to use the t-bar and step on your skis and scratch em up and stuff. The other thing that sucks about park is I always get shin bang and it hurst and then my legs swell up like crazy.

 
yo man i know what ur talkin about, but nuthin is worse than the ski school perade at fortune, they go down the middle of the half pipe at the end of the year. about 200 (no joke) little 4 year olds have a perade going down the middle of the pipe and noone can drop in, or els u hit 1 of them. and what is even worse is that the ski instructers are like all dressed up in spandex and cow suits

 
Ski- Nick 142, Ghettoblaster

Skier-

'sponsored pro'- that guy who skis park good buts getting lessons for real skiing (from Plake's Picks)

Trick- any mogul trick

Fall- wind blowing you off the side of a table

Skiing outfit you have ever seen- any racer outfit

Thing about skiing- racers, ice patches

Thing about rails- when they're not slick

thing about the park- when little kids snake you

thing about backcountry- there's none in NH

_________________

Dave Thomas is

my hero!!!
 
The worst:

Ski - k2 enemy (i hated them)

Skier - Punters

'sponsored pro' Meh..they're still better then me

Trick - 'twisters'

Fall - a friend of mine took about a 150 foot fall on the mammoth head peak at fernie. It included a 70 foot fall off of a rocky cliff...hittting the rocks twice....and walked away with a broken binding. Watch for it on 'real tv'.

Skiing outfit you have ever seen - tooooo many....umm the worst i think was a guy snowboarding in a leather 'cowboy' trenchcoat, a cowboy hat and the TIGHTEST jeans that left nothing to the imagination.

Thing about skiing - winter isn't year round, cost of gear, cost of a pass, the cost of living in the ski towns..

Thing about rails - They have a tendancy to go for the jewels..

thing about the park - People who snake

thing about backcountry - Avalanches, the fact that when you're looking down from the top...you only see as a far as the first drop..

 
ski (twin tip) - elan amp.... shitiest twin tip ever

skier - jp walker with his snowboard boots

sponsored pro - there are ALOT of them that should not be sponsored...

trick : full, double full, full

fall - Chrichtn on the bridge was dope...

but backcountry crash are the worst

outfit - everything dave pauls wear

thing about skiing - I think it's cool

thing about rails - do not nut yourself... it hurts...

thing about park - do not steal anyone turns, skier or snowboarder

thing about the backcountry - i think it is fucking cool

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
Ski- Mike Nick

Skier- First timer

'sponsored pro'- I think they are all pretty good

Trick- one done with no style

Fall- On your head

Skiing outfit you have ever seen- one piece

florescent green suit, with a bright yellow helmet

Thing about skiing- people that think they are good, but arent, and then they do a hard trail get out of control

Thing about rails- gettting nutted

thing about the park- people sitting on the jumps and landings

thing about backcountry- avalanches

 
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