The wors't you ever hurt someone else on the hill

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You've all seen those vids, where dudes land on little girls, or deck other people, or flat out mega snake someone. Whats the worst you've done to someone, by accident, or on purpose.
 
i was carrying my skis onto the gondala and this guy scanned ticket..as i walked by the end of my ski wacked right in the face and he told me to get on the gondala in a mean voice
 
in a skier cross race two years ago i jostled a guy in mid air on the last jump and he fell wrong and broke his collar bone

i won, but felt shitty about it so i gave him all the stuff i won
 
i ran into a little kid once. there was ice. it was at night. it was bad. i broke his pole, probably knocked the wind out of him a little.
 
doing a tipstand next to my friend then some little gaper comes out of nowhere scares me and my sk goes right into my friends back. i felt soooo bad.
 
I hit a c box which was beside a little kids table and kind of rode out at the angle of the c into the landing and got hit buy a huge guy. dumb set up but my fault, he was fine I got destroyed.
I also got into a moving fight with a different snowboarder who hit me (totally his fault, I was not mad, he was.) I kicked out his feet and he bailed pretty hard, he started the fight though so I didn't feel bad.
 
I'm pretty sure I killed a boulder with my skis this last weekend. There are still little chunks of rock in my base.
 
another time some 18 year old boarder fuckin flipped because i hit him with a snowball when he was going on the lift...since its was on mount snows pay your age day it was packed and he got really embarrassed

basically he followed me down the mtn and stuffed snow down my back but then a bouch of cool guys threatened to beat the shit outta him if he didnt leave me alone..i thought he was gonna hurt me real bad
 
It was the opening day of Montezuma Bowl at A-Basin, it was the first time they opened it ever, so massive crowd. The light was pretty flat. I was up at the front and once they cut the rope i skied over 2 people who ate it right away.I kind of took a kid out at the end of a skiercross race once too
 
another time some 18 year old boarder fuckin flipped because i hit him with a snowball when he was going on the lift...since its was on mount snows pay your age day it was packed and he got really embarrassed

basically he followed me down the mtn and stuffed snow down my back but then a bouch of cool guys threatened to beat the shit outta him if he didnt leave me alone..i thought he was gonna hurt me real bad
 
i came over this roller just flat hauling and there was a little girl on the other side. i stopped but sent up a huge snow spray which hit her and knocked her over and she like slid half way down the mountain. Her mom said she was gonna report me to the ski patrol but i told her she shouldnt have her learning toddler on that run and skied off.
 
another time some 18 year old boarder fuckin flipped because i hit him with a snowball when he was going on the lift...since its was on mount snows pay your age day it was packed and he got really embarrassed

basically he followed me down the mtn and stuffed snow down my back but then a bouch of cool guys threatened to beat the shit outta him if he didnt leave me alone..i thought he was gonna hurt me real bad
 
I was going down my hill at mac speeds and this little shit wasn't in his ski group. So I came over this rise and didn't see him and just went straight through him I broke both his poles somehow snapped his little kiddy binding and left him with broken legs. I felt pretty bad but he was in the wrong so I was kind of frustrated, I never saw the kid again and I just rode off with bruises all over my body.
 
ahahha that was good.

I was haulin ass one time and this newb border guy making huge s turns cut infront of me, then saw me coming and instead of trying to get out of the way he just laid down... my sticks went under him and my boots annialated his ribs.
 
i was sliding down the hill on my butt waiting to do my ski race and this kid put snow in my jacket and went down my back and i swang around and hit him in the leg w/ my ski pole and he cried, bit i did not feel bad for his little dumb ass
 
I was at the opening day at snowstar and this kid must been like 13-14 beginner park skier. He tried to ramp and I felt he landed but he got hurt bad and I went and did 180 and landed it. I see this guy groaning and I was like shit hes right there. I accidentally ran over his arm. It broke. He broke his leg and arm. I felt bad. Never saw him again.
 
when i was a little guy i was sitting down and a skier hit me and i got knocked the fuck out for a while and had a serious concussion had to get cat scans and shit, the guys ski also went through my jacket under my armpit and the fucker bounced, i was like 8.
 
I was going full out g-turn on groomers (I know, bad-ass shit) This girly gapper stopped right after this HUGE pitch at my mountain. My ski went right thru he jacket, cut a pretty deep gash in her arm. and SOMEHOW gave her a concussion with my pole hitting her in the back of her head.. felt bad because it was a girl, but she was wrong so I took off, told the lifty a girl was hurt. Never saw he again..
 
I was attempting a little sw 3 over a roller on a groomer a few years back, but my hood covered my face as soon as I started the rotation. So I blindly freaked out in the air, did a zero spin, landed with the hood still over my face, and skied switch into an old lady.

I clocked her pretty hard, but fortunately she wasn't hurt, and just told me I had better learn to ski forward before I tried skiing backwards. I sheepishly agreed with her.
 
this isnt really ME but at jib academy Matt walker did a flat 5 and this kid was on the landing and matt saw him in the air and spread he legs so he wouldn't land on him but he kinda did and he smoked the kid, the kid got hit pretty bad and has laying on the side of the park with all these pros around him helping him. And then me and my friend were training the line and got yelled at by seth. defiantly the worst injury i have seen someone do to another. but it was the kids fault.
 
i didnt do thid it happened TO me
i was leaning forward ready to get off the chair and the girl next to me tossed the bar up like it was on fire. i dodged it on the way up but on the way back it smacked me in the back of the head. instant concussion. i was in the lodge seeing stars for the rest of the night.
 
At my home park there was a jump in the non pay park that setup about 50ft tops from the very top, and it had like no lip but the landing was super steep. So i saw this snowboarder bomb into it and landed to flat and both his bindings ripped outta his board and he needed ski patrol, and they said he prob broke both his legs.
 
i hit like a 5 year old girl while hauling on a runout, but let me explain
me

parent
parent kid

i was gonna go around but the parents were crossing from another trail and totally fucked me for going around so i tried to split them and hit their kid, it was their fault and they were fucking pissed, but the kid wasnt hurt
 
my freind pored root beer on my new coat so i broke my pole on his leg when he wasnt looking

this isnt really an injury but this reminded me of a snowboarder who tried to tail tap a 7 year olds head who was standing in the middle of the jump
 
some smaller dude came out flying out of some trees (i semi cut him off), so i saw him coming straight at me and raised my forearms in a kinda combat position. poor dude took the hit face first, i tried to absorb a bit of the impact but he just flipped straight back and fell lil bit knocked out. my arms were bruised and shit although not so much as his face... i still feel for the guy, tried to help him and shit but he just skied away
 
this one time a gaper dad and his 3 kids legitimately snaked me and a friend in the lift line, so right when we has about to push off to get to the lift, we did the good old binding pole pop and the fell on his face and got hit in the back by the chair.
 
last season a kid went off a jump before me. he kinda flailed in the air, landed, but i didnt see him ski away. a guy on the gnoll (not park crew) said it was good so i went. i went over the knuckle, and saw the kid right below me. i smacked him in the head with my tails and knocked him over. hiked back up to him and he was totally fine. just got the wind knocked out of himself. i was so scared that i totally killed him.

heres another (not mine)

my friend was skiing pillows with my other friend. first friend fell, other friend didnt see, he dropped the pillow and landed on friend #1s back. he had a protector on, but when he took it off his back was black/blue with bruises all up and down from his neck to his tailbone. so gnarly.
 
One time me and my friend Emilia were in a lift line and she lightly poked a lady's backpack with her ski pole and the lady noticed.

So I killed her.
 
my snowboarder buddy hit a C-box and fell but I thought he was up and clear, so I hit it and my ski edge got him right on the bridge of the nose. If it weren't for his goggles, his face/eyes would have been fucked up, but he got a nasty gash and stitches instead. Scariest moment ever, blood all over the snow.
 
I was skiing in a closed pist with my friends because they were shooting with the cannons. There was a kind of jump built with shooted snow and we couldn't see the landing. I jumped right after my friend and while in the air, we realized that the landing waas all covered with huge snow cubes. My friend landed on one... I landed on his back. I felt so BBAADD because it looked like it hurt as hell.
 
fell off a rail and ski flew off into scotties nuts. he was down for like 5 minutes. or when scott and i were woods skiing a bowl and converged toghether after a section of thick pine trees right into eachother then a tree
 
not on the hill, but certainly hill related.

A friend of mine had a bit of crush on this girl back when we were on the ski team in highschool. All stoked after a practice he exuberantly jumped into the bus seat next to her, forgetting that he had conveniently clipped his boots to his backpack. It was pretty surreal to watch the whole thing go down. Him getting on, climbing down the aisle, grinning at me right before he swung in next to her, and then the sound.He knocked out four of her teeth and broke her nose, it was a bloody mess.

Last I heard they were still dating.
 
i was getting into the line to get ready to go back up the hill and caught my edge. in doing this i threw my arm out to the side to get my balance back and hit my friend in the face with my pole. he was bleeding and pissed to say the least
 
One time i crashed at Hood, then my friend came flying down the hill. I was just getting up from my crash walking off to the side. He came flying over the knoll, not knowing i crashed and absolutely slammed the shit out of me. I ended up not getting hurt.

Unfortunately I emotionally hurt him, he felt to bad he didn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
 
I JUST REMEBERED A GOOD ONE,

My friend was going into park jump about 40ft, and he was going a little slow he spun the 540 but hit a little to much knuckle and lost his ski. The worst part is that his ski had no brakes cause hes an idiot, his ski started sliding away and was heading straight for the next jump in the "jump line" where there was a snowboarder off to the side of the knuckel. The ski hit off the jump and it was about to hit the snowboarder right in the head! Just then he decided to drop inn, That was the luckiest moment in my friends life!
 
kohl schoening did a zero spin off a decent sized jump and landed a few inches away from a dumbass snowboarder kid. the kid got pissed at US so we all just laughed at him
 
This old gaper ran into me, he then went on to say that i need to watch were i was going (i was going across the hill and he was going down it). ugh
 
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