The worst gimmick in a ski

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1080pride

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Well I remember I think it was head that had that think that light up in the ski. and the old school Dyna stars that had a pice of hard plastic on the tip of the ski so they don't bounce...there has been so much crap in skis that does nothing.. What have you guys seen

 
my old k2s had that light.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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in the k2's the light was a result of from the vibrations in the ski make elictricity and light up the bulb

aint easy bein shleezy
 
it was to let you know that what ever was spose to take away the vibration would go through the light letting you kinow its working.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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^hes got it, but def the space frame. what a piece of shit hahah

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oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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the spaceframe in the 1080? explain what that is spose to be? i think atomics double foam core idea was rediculous.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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shaped skis.

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wait, grab thing on peolinks? what did the spaceframe claim to do?

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
yeah the light was retarded but the candide grab grip tape ws pretty stupid. BUt the worst is the mad trix binding system.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
and those things on the salomon pilots, that stick up from the topsheet...i heard they dont do jack shit

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
actually spaceframe does tons for the ski. not only does it shave off excess weight in the tip and tail, but it gives you torsional stability under the foot, and raises up a few mm, which puts you in a more agrresive position as you carve your turns.

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*cough* repeats what he learns from company website *cough*

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

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^ hit that nail on the head

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Leave big-punisher alone, and let him have fun on his crap ass foam cores. And my vote is for the griptape on the Candides as well.

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SPACEFRAME. 'I have an idea, lets take material out of key flex points in the ski and add it under the binding where strength and material are not needed.' salomon needs to get their shit together.

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haha i thought the reversible binding was cool. i almost got em. umm what other gimmicks were their. umm

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
its just another way to get you to buy their skis, sadly it seems to work for some of you.

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^Beta technology means they put two titanium bars through the middle of their race skis making them tortionally stiff as hell. And it works too.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
the light shit was/is (on the Mod X K2 skis) bullshit, but the Beta stuff isn't bullshit, because it doesn't let the ski warp when you put it on edge so that the sidecut isn't fucked with.

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i think those line bindigs where complete bullshit,,,heavy as fuck

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there are so many fucking idiots on this site, i cannot beleive it. both spaceframe, and beta make ALOT of sense and i beleive they work. fucking idiots... take an engineering or physics class and get a clue.

 
grind plate on pow airs by far.

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Salomon space frame is bullshit. In theory it would work, reducing tip weight, while keeping the tips stiff. But They had to go and make it out of foam, so it breaks down.

Also, Salomon thrives on gimmicks and Image. For the kind of reputation and respect they get, there products suck ass. Just cause their pro team is the best, doesnt mean you get to buy the equipment they use(Look at Cr and Candides pipe skis)

 
maybe it have been said but i have to say it, the plastic tip on the 1080.

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^Yeah, the main problem with Spaceframe is that Salomon doesn't mill their cores, they inject foam into the shell of the ski causing air pockets which is why pocket rockets always snap in half all the time.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
i have pocket rockets and they havent snaped in half - infact they fucking rock !!!

but the rossi grind plate has to be the worst gimmick on a ski

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Yeah, I had salomon Xfrees and they snapped in half right in front of the left binding. Straight from the top all the way down to the base. The only thing holdin em together was the base and edges.

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skis should come with built in bindings that u just adjust and it would be ALOT lighter

-Matty

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spaceframe makes sense mechanically, and yes they would be a lot stronger if they milled the cores, but they would also cost a lot more. the grindplates on the rossi's make sense if you are skiing a lot of park where you dont really need edges a ton, therefore you dont blow an edge and screw up your whole ski. and yeah the grip tape on the candides came off as soon as i took them out of the packaging

 
i think he meant bindings that come mounted on plates that u can adjust the length of... no drilling for mounting

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
the plastic tip on the older 1080's wasnt that bad, it helped the ski not delam....although it did pop out. i would say the rotating binding was really dumb.

 
which candides are these with the grip tape. the old dynastar ones or the salomons?

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