The worst experience

hey, we all have colon checkups to look forward to in the future. hopefully having a doctor stick his finger up your bum will top that
 
i was snowboarding and went off a jump...when i started to lean off to one side in mid-air, i tried to lean the opposite way which just made the situation worse....so i crossed my arms, hoping to make the landing a bit softer but ended up breaking my left arm pretty bad...it was ownage
 
once i took abunch of shit and smoke a bunch of shit and i flipped out and started throwing up un controably and crying and then my friends told me i was shaking scraming that i wanted someone to punish me. and then i just saw all this fucked up shit and passed out. other than that i smashed my balls biking doing a 20 footer and knocked one of my balls in to my stomach and had to have sudjury to get it back down.
 
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