the worst dare u eva done

sprayed myself with mase

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
I Got dared to throw my leftovers on my ex girlfriend at school. She didn't belive i accidently droped it on her and went fucking mad and threw her plate on me but missed and her Walkman hit the floor and broke. Pretty fun stuff

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me

 
Haha funny stuff, my friend dared me to squirt a whole bottle of lemon juice, we have it on tape, I puked afterwards haha

Also known as ~Skier_Simon~

East Coast Skier
 
i got dared to run naked to a neighbors house, ring the door bell, moon them and then run away.

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
 
I put up 5 bucks for the winner of a cross pond race in the winter, one kid runs around the outside, the other goes straight across, brakes the 4 inches of ice and lands flat on his stomach in 3 feet of freezing water. Our science teacher told him if he tried to come back to class one more time covered in mud or water she wouldnt let him in.

 
my buddy was out in a boat at night watchin the fire works, in van, they pulled up to a cruse ship, so he decided to climb up the anchor chain ,make his way thru the hole in the side of the ship get up on the deck, all the peeps on the ship were out watchin the works and were like 'were the fuck did this dirty focker cum from' , he was on the outside of the railin and some of the workers came up to him and were pleadin for him not to jump and tell him its not worth it and shit like that , when they got like 3 feet away he just took one step back and gaver like 60 feet to the water... all the peeps on the ship were screamin and shit, he got back in the little boat and off they went

so the lesson is dont get fucked on mushrooms u will do crazy shit!!!!

2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
 
gross but uhh for our school video production class. we go live every morning and stuff and we have to have a video every day and uhh our group did a fear factor thing and i had to drink a cup of pudding, tomato soup, fishies, anchovies and tabasco sauce all mixed together. the smell was horrible

sms sess 4
 
this isnt the worst, but its the one i regret the most. my bro dared me to jump the wake behind our boat doing 50 mph. needless to say i fell, and it stung, he said i skipped for about 50-60 feet

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
o, and the funniest was exactly like asac's, my friend dared me to piss off the lift on a random black person on martin luther king day

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
lol these are great....a stupid dare would be my buddy lighting fireworks and roman candles inside my highshchool....he did it everyday for like a week

 
Pissing on a black guy? that's fucking terrible...you ass

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www.freeskiontario.com
 
i shit in paper bag, sprinkled some gasloline in there and lit the fucker...on this mean old mans car..ahaha funny shit, literally!

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
Oh here's the worst I had to do. I was over a friend's house with my brothers and he has this bullpen cage type thing where he keeps two rutwilers (spp?). Anyways, my brothers dared me to get in the cage with them, and I did. Little did I know they locked the cage behind me. Did a few sprints in circles scared shitless to keep ahead of the beasts of death, jumped on the dog house and over the fence. Oh yeah, I was 9 at the time.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i peed on a group of black people and dropped the N bomg when iwas a few stories up... they then came up and shot my whole family

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^^haha that sux, one time, i was lik 7 or 6 at the time, my brother and i found this bush covered in bees in my backyard. So we took a hose to try and hit the bees with. so he tried to hit it really hard, but i was standing right behind him, so the hose hit me right in the face (the metal part at the end).

-Not really a dare, jus sumthin stupid.

Also, two days ago (im 15 now) my broha (17) made eggs for my whole family but not me. HAHAHHAHAHA i though it was fuckin funny

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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.

WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
 
^^^^ (to skierman)

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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.

WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
 
pissed on everything, school staff room, school gym, janitors mop, drinking fountain, front office desk, library to name a few

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Haha, yeah bees are bitches.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^ No you didn't stop lying you pre-pubesent cunt rag.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^haha fuck skiierman that made my day

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
eat an old tuckey sub for $25, i was very sick that night

The bible is just literature and the church is a glorified book club.

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
peed on a school, peed in a live grill, mooned numerous things/people, hit a runner in the side with a water baloon that didnt end up popping, nothing really serious but it was stuff that got good laughs

-Dan
 
mooned a car and made out with my friend

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'you can keep having sex until you get an std, then you should probably stop.'-my drunk friend giving me sex advice I didn't want
 
haha my friend chris, aka 4D, and this weird brutal sadistic kid who goes to my school known as Polish were in a car 1 lane over and a few cars back in heavy traffic, so i stuck my ass out the back of my friend's tacoma and about 20 mexicans saw my white ass.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
your butts like grade D meat kinda like taco bell...grind it up...walah! cheesy gordita crucnh!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
yeah i chugged a bottle of hot sauce at HN, littlefreerider did get one thing wrong though, i never actually dropped that shit into my eyes, i just chugged it and got a ton of free shit, my stomach hurt like a motherfucker all night though, and i puked like twice an hour

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
Once I had to kiss a guy on the cheek!!!!!! I was so emabressed!

And this other time I had to ring a doorbell and run away. It was a thrill, I tell you.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
well one time i pissed all over my friend whilehe was passedout, andhe didnt wakeup. made ten bucks on that. and imade 20 buck by simply eating a kid onmy hockey teams big ass booger

the artist formally known as skimonkey05, sleezemcfly, and diarrhea
 
Dude I never hit you in teh face with a fuckin hose what the hell are you talking about AND I made eggs for you you were just too fucking lazy to get off your ass and get them.

 
i was driving in a friends car (old astro van) on our lunch break from our summer job and this college girl was running along the side of the road, i reached my head out the window and spit on her. funny as hell, then we immediately jumped the railroad tracks goin about 45 (keep in mind how fucking enourmous this van is), a stop sign was about 50' after the tracks....we almost got wrecked. so then we did it again.

11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
 
^way to spit on some random chick rather than hitting on her. You coulda got laid out of the entire deal, but instead, you just look like a jackass. Good job!

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
bcboy I ate a tulip once too. they kinda taste like nothingness. not bad

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'you can keep having sex until you get an std, then you should probably stop.'-my drunk friend giving me sex advice I didn't want
 
wow, i really hope that what highsociety

wrote was a joke. or that kid is really, really pathetic

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
somebody dared me to kill my family...and i did...now i got prison for life

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join slayer cult or be put in the oven like a digiorno pizza
 
once when i was on a school field trip for gyum to an ice rink, i pissed on the ice. it ate through the ice a little bit and stained it. it was funny.

The worst was i was dared to shoot up jack daniels motley crue style. that was fucking rough man. alcohol poisoning what?

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I don't do yay. I just like the way it smells.
 
I've been dared to go get a colonic. When they spray a bunch of wheatgrass and shit up your ass, like a bunch of gallons of juice and it cleans you out. My bro and his buddy are going to pay for it. I figure it's gotta make you feel great if people actually pay to get it done so I figure why not? Can't say I'm looking forward to it but...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
i made out with my dog, i even licked his nose. I also ran through a mall in a bunny suit, and i tackled this group of asians. i got beaten

I'm White?

 
i know this gross kid named taylor seiden and he licked a dogs balls for like a dollar and the dog jizzed into his mouth, the worst part is he never got payed

 
I've actually done the take a piss going switch. That is fucking hard to do. I did it on a day though when there was no one around. Another dare I did was when my friend dared me to take a piss in cup in a movie. It was soooo loud.

 
idk.... i didnt do it but we dared this fat kid to do the truffle shuffle with his shirt off on the side of the road for a minute. it was soooo funny

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
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