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FreeWilley

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David Blaine is by far the biggest nitcome poop to every live...spending a week in a round tank? come on chief thats friken retarded...i don't care if it takes balls to do, it's just too damn stupid......wuts even worse is that stupid ass americans are comming all the way across the country just to see him stand in his 8 foot round sphere of piss water...sometimes you gotta just wonder wut the hell is wrong with people

Here's the vid of the cracker...

water...http://www.yahoo.com/s/305084
 
well he gets money girls, and people who he has never said a word too post threads about him.

he must be doing something right
 
i must agree, it is a retarded thing to do...there are other ways of getting money, girls, and attention that dont make you look like a complete jackass
 
"when i do my card tricks i actually think of david blaine being over my shoulder watching my every move"

hahahahhaha
 
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i thought it was way cooler when he spent a week in that ice than the sphere filled with water...i mean, ya...props for being famous and what not but to me, spending a week in water like that is just dumb
 
that is dumb. i could have told him that he would experience those pains before he went in. human skin is semi-permiable and the water will dissolve through it especially after 7 days. i think the effects will eventually be faught off by the body but he will be in excutiating pain for the next 3 weeks atleast
 
he's a magician its an illusian get over it, he's making millions of dollars tonight during his 2 hour special and he gets mad girls so lets not kill the guy for being successful
 
who saw SNL weekend update on saturday?

"David BLaine will emerge from his sphere next week and, with any luck, do a goddam magic trick!"
 
nitcome poop?

well i dont know for sure how you spell it but it is one word, i think nincompoop, but the way that reads made me laugh
 
OK creator of this thread:

You're a fucking nitcome poop...first of all you are a complete hippocrit. He does this shit for a thrill. How would you liek it if someone thought you were retarded because you go off jumps on skis. Who the fuck are you to call someone stupid because they are doing something they love and not hurting anyone else. You are the tool for creating this thread. I think it's great he can do this.
 
hahaha you attempted to have a big E-Spaz and spelled nincompoop(sp) wrong, chill man if he wants to make this thread then why not, you made a thread about legal drinking age, and wasted 30 seconds of my life with it, so get over it
 
hmmm you're comparing skiing to a guy spending a week in a tank of water that he has to pee in? do you see the point i am trying to make? skiing=cool

standing in pee water=tool
 
I spelled it exactly the way he did. I wasn't sure I spelled it right...I can admit my flaws. E-spaz? Ok more like a tiny rant. Yes, it may have seemed like an angrey tone, but it really wasn't. When did I make a thread about legal drinking age? How is that even relevant to anything in this topic? Here's a clue: You're wasting hours of your life on NS...YOU get over it.
 
Nope...he's referring to reading a post online as wasting time... I'm not. Maybe you should actually try and understand the argument before you enter a moronic remark.
 
Yes he considers reading my post a waste of his life...tehrefore newschoolers must be a waste of his life too...once again don't make moronic remarks if you don't know what I mean
 
well now you realize that wut you wrote contradicts wut you actually meant....if thats wut you meant then wouldn't it have made more sense to say "wasting your life reading my posts?" don't make moronic remarks!!
 
please explain how i contradicted myself...I'm failing to see any senseful proof other than you're weak accusation...
 
your accusation not "you are accusation." wut would YOUR 3'rd grade teacher think of you if she saw this? maybe she would think that "you're" a fool
 
Fuck him. He is a fake. He tries to be overly emotional and then whenever he is interviewed he tries to be chill, so he talks real quietly. The reason he didn't get to the 9 minute mark was probably so that there could be another special in a year so that he can have even more hype leading into the next peice of shit stunt. I'd rather watch Seth Morison ski anyday than watch David Blaine sit in a box above london or in a fucking fish bowl in new york. Fuck him
 
he said one thing when he meant the oppostie...thats wut contradicts means

but wutever..enough of this poopiness...xxscratchxxx i luv u man...if i was a gay man, i would be all over you
 
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