Deer Valley. Cool.
I'm gonna start my own resort. It'll be for white people only though. Skiing isn't elitist enough already, and I really hate all those mexicans, texans, African-whatevers, and most of all, the asians. I really hate the asians. So, I'm going to arbitrarily decide, against most everyone else's better judgement, that only white people deserve to ski my resort. Ya, and my "whites only" halfpipe will be radder than any other halfpipe out there. Why? Because it's for whites only.
Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?
Let's have some fun and switch it up a little, and change "white people" and "whites" to "skiers", and also change "mexicans, texans, African-whatevers, and most of all, the asians", as well as "the asians" to, oh, I don't know, maybe "snowboarders"
It now reads as follows:
I'm gonna start my own resort. It'll be for skiers only though. Skiing isn't elitist enough already, and I really hate all snowboarders. So, I'm going to arbitrarily decide, against most everyone else's better judgement, that only skiers deserve to ski my resort. Ya, and my "skiers only" halfpipe will be radder than any other halfpipe out there. Why? Because it's for skiers only.
Racism went out when skiers started to dress like rappers. So should hating on snowboarders, or not opening resorts to them. Or does Deer Valley still have a "whites only" policy as well?