The "White Girl Wasted" thread

Got back to whistler, what is sober. Back to the life of drunk or hungover always. can't wait till the hill is open so i have an excuse not to drink.
 
me drinking alone on a saturday night because i live alone, my boyfriend is working, my friends are out of town, i'm super stressed, and why not

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13222042:domeinthebutt said:
me drinking alone on a saturday night because i live alone, my boyfriend is working, my friends are out of town, i'm super stressed, and why not

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Shit girlfriend, more power to you! Cheers!
 
Downed half a bottle of red wine and a half a case of mikes, went to take a shower, decided that it would be a good idea to pee beforehand. Nope. This seat is my friend and no part of me wants to get up and shower now.
 
13242704:eez_l said:
First legal drinks and now finals all week....great combination. But whisky sours are my jam.
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Amen, I used to drink a lot of amaretto sours too. So bomb. Congrats on the turning 21!
 
13217289:haley666 said:
Got back to whistler, what is sober. Back to the life of drunk or hungover always. can't wait till the hill is open so i have an excuse not to drink.
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Word I am finally done finals and gonna be up in Whis soon!! My first winter being legal and I am beyond stoked, I have waited a long time to be able to get to a legit Apres
 
this one time I got really drunk and found a cat. The cat did not love me as much as I loved it

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13279449:YoungDaph said:
this one time I got really drunk and found a cat. The cat did not love me as much as I loved it

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oh my god, we should probably never hang out together, or maybe we should. We could have so many cats.

I'm very drunkenly trying to pet this cat that very obviously hated us.

(also the third comment on this cracks me up so much)

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Hi everyone. I am drunk and at a party. And on newschoolers. Posting in a thread. This counts as socializing, right?

Send help,

Ellen
 
Met Goepper and made a rock joke and woke up 2am on my friends couch snuggling a giraffe. Sweet.
 
Went out in Whistler last night. Got blackout drunk. Lost everyone. Tried to hitchhike back to Pemberton at 2 am. Fail. Went to the other side of the street. Tried to hitchhike in the other direction. Apparently that worked, woke up on the couch at my cousins place (where I presumably broke in)to frantic calls from my boss saying I was am on the schedule and was supposed to be at work two hours ago. Rolled in to the "boutique" rossignol store that I work at doused in cigarretes and sweat, still in my club dress. Now im here. And the booze is wearing off. Going to merlins on my lunch break. Not sure how they haven't fired me yet
 
I was belligerent during the superbowl then lost my voice and threw up at work the next day. Hungover on victory.

There was also a keg of Odells Runoff IPA hooked up outside my window, so I did a kegstand out my kitchen window. Tragically, no one has photographic evidence.
 
13317054:brittani said:
Went out in Whistler last night. Got blackout drunk. Lost everyone. Tried to hitchhike back to Pemberton at 2 am. Fail. Went to the other side of the street. Tried to hitchhike in the other direction. Apparently that worked, woke up on the couch at my cousins place (where I presumably broke in)to frantic calls from my boss saying I was am on the schedule and was supposed to be at work two hours ago. Rolled in to the "boutique" rossignol store that I work at doused in cigarretes and sweat, still in my club dress. Now im here. And the booze is wearing off. Going to merlins on my lunch break. Not sure how they haven't fired me yet
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Did you work at the rossi store in blackcomb daylodge?
 
13412890:brittani said:
haha yeah totally
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haha that's sick I worked in rentals below you!

13412894:brittani said:
are you still in whistler? i want to make an edit this week
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nah unfortunately i'm back in alberta rehabbing my knee for a bit. Had surgery 4 weeks ago so won't be on skis for a while.
 
13413344:Katcher said:
haha that's sick I worked in rentals below you!

nah unfortunately i'm back in alberta rehabbing my knee for a bit. Had surgery 4 weeks ago so won't be on skis for a while.
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hahah yes thats awesome! yeah how much did rentals suck? hah

well sorry about your knee, hope all the little tendons and such grow back quickly. next year...!!
 
13413998:brittani said:
hahah yes thats awesome! yeah how much did rentals suck? hah

well sorry about your knee, hope all the little tendons and such grow back quickly. next year...!!
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Hahah omg the stories. The crew was great but the customers omg. Thanks!
 
Yesterday was our banquet and I learned how to drop into a mini ramp while drunk, wearing a skirt, and wearing flip flops. I'd say that was pretty fucking successful. Also jumped off a roof...that was fun. It was also really sweet because all my friends in schuss call me "minggyy smalls" and my director gift was a t shirt that says "You're killing me smalls." hahaha. I love my friends and I love that they give me alcohol.
 
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