The Webpage Teacher from HELL (pt 2)

andyrightcoast

andyrightcoast

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Today in the Period 3 Web Page Class at Hampshire Regional High School, taught by the old Mrs Landry (who looks like an ewok)... She spent the WHOLE PERIOD trying to figure out why the hell her img src tag wasnt working... finally she did... it was because she didn't close a quote...

The page only had 10 lines of text to search through....

God this is unbelievably gay... she gave me a D+ on my page b/c I 'didnt have tables'... while infact, everything was organized into tables, they just didnt have visible borders...

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

The End

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
OMFG, NOW SHES RANTING HER ASS OFF ABOUT SOME KIND OF IMAGINARY 'SCRIPT' THAT MAGICALLY FIXES ALL HER STUPID PROBLEMS.... FUCKING DIE ALREADY STUPID BITCH!

now shes going to 'Add Script' and this is what she wrote

'My name is Carole and I teach at Hampshire Regional High School... I have four grandchilderen and hundreds of students that I love.'

THATS HER MAGICAL SCRIPT... THATS NOT EVEN CODE, THATS JUST A CRAZY ASS PARAGRAPH... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
easy there andy... your going to blow something in your head if you dont relax

I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit

(Martin D)
 
Hahaha, these old bitch stories of your Andy are really amazing. Trick her into eating some powdered Bleach or maybe Exploding Head Poison.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
hahaha, that sucks. Reminds me of the time i had a cooking teaching teaching me math for 2 weeks. Didn't know fuck all...we were teaching her how to make the quadratic formula work properly.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
I had a math teacher teach me cooking and a couple of kids puked up these muffins cause she told us to cook them for a very short period of time. They were all mushy inside.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
yeah kill her, shes a bitch

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
were learning html in grd 10 right now.... i learned it in grd 7

great fun

'It's ok, I am on my way, let the sun no longer scorch you, and the sun no longer nurn your skin.. I am coming, I am coming.'... ***Frost***

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

 
uh.... yeah.... i know a lil bit of html, but it never works for me, so i quit trying

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
lol I trojaned my network, and opened all the cd drives at once in my programming class, but I got busted and fined $100. It wasn't worth it

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
I hacked our principle's NT account... but word got out, but they couldn't prove it was me, so I just had to write her an apology letter.

 
me and my cousin were going to hack into our schools main computer and change shit, but we didn't

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
my webpage teacher is the worst.... She doesn't knoe code, all she knows is what the buttons in homesite do... I'll show you some pages of kids in my class when she puts them up.

-Pat
 
I forgot what I was going to say here, and I cant very well leave an empty message space behind, so I'll just write this filler.

oh yeah- are you making fun of Ewoks? I'll have you know that....

'Our society places a supreme value on control, on hiding what you feel. It mocks primitive culture and prides itself on the suppression of natural instincts and impulses.' - Jim Morrison

 
Dude, I can *totally* sympathise with you.

For the first semester of my course here at university (College for you guys), we had an internet module.

This is our lecturers homepage.

Yes, this is a TERTIARY education facility, not secondary. This is the same place that teaches doctors and dentists...yet we are faced with this for our lecturers efforts.

Sad sad state my Uni is in.

What gravity?
 
so i see that you are all enjoying school.

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
 
holy balls that is the funniest site i have ever seen. Opening all the drives at once would b real cool.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
yeah my cousin is like a fuckin genius and he hacks into computers all the time, but we would have got into too much trouble fuckin with the school or somethin big like that

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
danm you darryl

'It's ok, I am on my way, let the sun no longer scorch you, and the sun no longer nurn your skin.. I am coming, I am coming.'... ***Frost***

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

 
once ppl get out of highschool all worries go away

'It's ok, I am on my way, let the sun no longer scorch you, and the sun no longer nurn your skin.. I am coming, I am coming.'... ***Frost***

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

 
obviously he's not a fucking genious if he would've been caught by the school.

you apparently have no idea what you are talking about.

'Im gonna goto zellers and buy like 3 of those pimpass models and build myself an escalade with 20 inch flayer haters and drive it on my desk while i listen to latin ballers' - Lord_Piot

FROSTMONKEY
 
madd_trixx

it doesnt take a genius to use netbus or back orifice, which I can guarantee your cousin uses to 'hack' into peoples computers.

Progressive Amateurs

Progressing to help newschool skiers from Ontario and Quebec
 
no he uses some fucked up shit, i use netbus a lil, but the shit he uses is all fuckin wierd

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
lol, dude, just dont even talk. You sound like such a fag when you're trying to explain how your cousin 'hacks into computers all the time' i bet you a lot of money he doesn't 'hack into computers all the time'... even using the term 'hack' is unbelievably gay.

He probably juust uses Sub7 or Netbus, or a gay ass backdoor trojan like those.... and only retards fall for those kind of shit.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
hahaha, oh wow. The people with those sites should kill themselves. I could give a chimp a keyboard, and a list of HTML coding, and the chimp could churn out a better site.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
 
spread the love everyone

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
andy has this tendancy to go AWOL on anyone who speaks of computers in wrong terminology

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
yeah, andy seems kinda gay

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
You can install a lot of different server software, even legit server software to get backdoor access.

Best way to get access to a school's comps probably... behind a proxy, find the server version the ftp is on, look for an exploit, or if you are familiar w/ ftp... get your buffer overflow on w/ the sys commands. Then through the ftp you can finally find the main box when it starts sending out DHCP renewel requests and shit, then buffer overflow/stack dump on the box and you usually get the NT hashes returned... curtains.

*disclaimer* above paragraph for informational purposes only, don't ever do this.

 
Yeah, and Ijust get pissed at people who start talking about 'hackers' when they dont have a clue. The whole reason I talk in 1337sp34k a lot of the time is just to make funn of people like that.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
i don't know much about computers, but at least i don't PRETEND TO... like some people... (echemm)(clearing of the throat) ummmmmmm... MADD TRIXX.

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
andys l337sp43k is the funniest shit ive ever read, he wrote me the best email to send off to the mpaa when they were harrassing me

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
fuck you madd trixx fuck you fuck you fuck you. every post you make. every single one is useless and stupid and you are a goddamn post whore. fuck you. go home and stop being so goddamn annoying.

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
eastcoastpride, we got the fucking point about mad_trix about 30 posts back when andy ranted on him, youve posted abotu him twice in the span of like 5 mins, stfu we got the point

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
sorry but he has fucked up a few of my threads by posting worthless posts to get his count up and changed the subject of the thread and my questions didn't get answered. personal vendetta. sorry man.

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
no problem, just dont keep posting about it, we can tell his stupidity by the way he talks about stuff

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
by the way, how old is everyone who keeps talking about all this cool shit they can do with computers. compared to you guys i am just about computer illiterate. did you take classes on it? or just learn from experience?

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
yeah madd trixx does suck....just to bring it up again...hahaha

haha this thread is great, this lady sounds like ' mrs. farmer ' of the great Donnie Darko

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p.a.t. productions

patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

 
every one of you has to start smoking more weed and chill the fuck out

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
I agree with MadTrixx... even if the man is an asshole, we've established that by now. You're just making assholes of yourselves by jumping on the bandwagon. And now you've made me be an asshole, too.

'Our society places a supreme value on control, on hiding what you feel. It mocks primitive culture and prides itself on the suppression of natural instincts and impulses.' - Jim Morrison

 
18, didn't have a computer until I was 14, I've read a shitload of books and files.

l33t sp34k:

18 d1dn^T h4v3 4 c0mpUt3R uNt1L 3y3 w4z 14, 3y3v3 #FF0000 4 sH1tL04D 0F b00kz 4nD f1L3z

 
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