The Way Girls Work

Oh, well, shit.

That schoolgirl party was funny. You missed out. I hear the other 2 were good, but whatever.
 
yeah they were good, but I hear the school girls one was much better. Stupid cross country running made me miss the best party of the the year probably.
 
It's ok. If that was the best party of the year, you didn't miss THAT much. It was good, but really, you see the same people at pub night every goddamn thursday, and they're just as slutty there as they were at the party.
 
hmmmmm I think I actually understand/learned a few more things about girls now!

thanks to everyone with all the advice!

mainly "scratchmyback"

hows the head to toe thing feel?
 
yes girls like a challenge... except everything else in their lives in which in which they pull off the "daddy's little princess" gig and get what they want without do much more than whining :Daddy!!
 
uh....i struggle to pay my rent...and i don't remember the last time i talked to my dad....and my mom lost her job last year....and ya. so no that theory is inaccurate.
 
haha you caught me, i was overgeneralizing. heres my thoughts recently however: girls want a "poser asshole", in which he comes off as an asshole just to get the girl (intellectual whore), but is actually a nice guy in the long run. i've done this on occasion, however i'm extremely fed up with females right now, i have my reasons. my point is this: if they want an asshole, i'll fuckin show them what a TRUE asshole is really like, and guaranteed they'll absolutely hate me.
 
ya...the problem is...nobody should have to play any kinds of games at all.. u know what im sayin.

games are false and will only lead ppl into false directions.

the thing that attracts women to assholes is that every girl wants to be that "special" lady who changes the man into a good person. girls wanna be special and a hero all at the same time.
 
simply put, for the most part, scratchmyback i know there are exceptions like yourself no need for argument, up until girls reach the age of around 24 maybe a year younger or older, girls have no idea what they really want.
 
this is also how so many girls get hurt and end up hating men.

they think that they are "different" and that therefore the guy will treat them well and change for the better....but this doesn't happen often so girls should give it up
 
The other thing about girls that I don't get is womens equality. If you want to be treated as equals, you have to take the bad shit to.

today, a girl was sitting behind me yelling at the top of her lungs to her friend that was four feet away from her about her favorite tanning lotion. If this was a guy, I would have turned around and given him quite the verbal beating. but I'm not aloud to, because she was a girl, and I would have been shunned from society.
 
i've been a fist fight with a guy before...i didn't complain that he was a guy. he was around the same size as me so we faught...meh. lol
 
OMG, with sugar on top??? i honestly think you are my dream girl, no bs. you're the first goal i sorta know (i know through ns, man i'm a creep)that doesnt play these games, and can value a nice guy. thank you so much for being you.
 
what's your definition of an asshole?

from what I've experienced (not much, lol) girls go after you if you're secure and not afraid to make a move.
 
ok the thing is...girls like it when a guy is a dick to everyone but is super nice to her. not necessarily meaning he treats her properly in a relationship...but girls just love it when everyone thinks a guy is a dick yet she sees a totally different side in him.

again with the whole "i wanna be special" theory as i mentionned earlier.
 
but what about popularity? if a guy is a dick to everyone he probably doesn't have a lot of friends.. most people without friends don't attract many girls as far as I know
 
uh...by dick i mean he's the kinda dick that is a man's man. he has a lot of guy friends cuz guys can handle his type of humor. ya heard?
 
well..let me explain to u the pros and cons of lesbianism.

pros:

#1 if a girl says "if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." then it's fine cuz I already know what the problem is cuz I am a girl as well.

#2 we get our periods at the same time if we spend enough time together so neither of us has to ever feel sexually deprived at any point in the relationship.

#3 girls have less hair and are way cuter.

cons:

#1 girls are insane and will look to the smallest things to fight about.

#2 girls dont have penises and strap-ons are sooo not the same.

#3 sometimes a girls vagina smells icky and I don't wanna go down there.
 
I thoguht this was going to be about how girls suck lots of dick to get a job. :O====8

guess not. but yea use the search bar you noob
 
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