the volvo club

sugarloafer1990

Active member
volvos rock! well...the older ones mostly...but the newer ones are alright. At one point my family had 4 volvos. Now its down to 1...but still.

Make a post if you have a volvo!

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
on jay leno last night he had a headline that he said appealed to men. it was, 'used vulva for sale'

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
it was in car classifieds

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
I used to have a cross country that my mom sold to me... and then I made the big mistake of letting my sister borrow it. But man do I love Volvo's, they are some great work of auto mechanic skill.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
 
see...the newest volvo we've had has been the 94 stationwagon.

other than that we've had, 91 station wagon, 82 station wagon, 85 sadan.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
Old Volvos are the number one wanted cars on college campuses. They last forever. I like old SAABS.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
swede's make killer cars! I would prefer a saab over sedan over a volvo sedan, but I would prefer a volvo wagon over a saab wagon. if I had the money I would get the v70type R and the 9-3X AWD when it comes out!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS, October 12th 2003, Steam Whistle Brewery, Toronto.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1235001
 
aha- my familys only had volvos for the last 17 years until we got a toyota 4runner yesterday

 
My 84 volvo wagon is awesome. The power windows just gave out, and last week we discovered that a cable under the hood was completely gone and was smoking. Lets hope it lasts

jibba jabba
 
1998 volvo v70 gt

112,000 miles on it...not that many for a volvo. I can throw down HUGE peal outs with it though...smoking tires and all.

concept108 is a fag

 
Hell yeah - they're built to last. I want to get an old 850 sometime and paint it myself - I'm thinking black and white cop-car style.

 
1981 volvo sedan, 130,000+ miles, running like a dream. 0-60 in 8 minutes. someone try and beat that.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
skeletor u made me do some coke I'm up all night and its no joke. 8 minutes please... 1986 honda CRX 0-60 never I cant push it that fast hahahahah all about saab 9-3x AWD and volvo V70 T5 type R

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS, October 12th 2003, Steam Whistle Brewery, Toronto.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1235001
 
81 Volvo Bertone Coupe...beautiful piece of ass

Member Number 189

'Said she likes me, she said she need me, she wants to see me...I'm the shiiit.' N E R D
 
I sport a green '96 850 wagon. I liked my families old 240 wagon but we sold that and our 850 sedan. So now I'm the sole Volvo owner in our family.

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Andrew
 
94 wagon - mum

95 turbo sedan - me!

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
beat this my negros... '86 740 GLE sedan with 460,000 + miles on it....never done the transmission, runs SOOOOooo nice, sunroof, oldschool. leather interior(lookin worn). It just became my car :D

Mayor of NS Isle

If you don't make it the first time, you need to go bigger
 
that my friend, is a beautiful machine, our wagon has 360,000, no problems

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
Volvos SUCK...I hate them. Bad drivers gravitate to them.

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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
 
mine only has 140000+ miles on it and it all fuckered up

Member Number 189

'Said she likes me, she said she need me, she wants to see me...I'm the shiiit.' N E R D
 
i don't have one but my friend does, its like a 87 wagon dubbed the 'golden nugget', over 100thousand miles and he just left today to drive it 3400miles cross country

 
i was goin to get one, but i didnt, i want those brand new saab sport wagons tho, really bad

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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
 
mine starts shaking when you hit 80, liike really really shaking. and the muffler is all fucked up so it sounds like a rice rocket and its dubbed 'White Lightning' do to its lightning quick speed and its white coloration.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
my moms 240 wagon's fram rotted out at 240,000 miles. then she got a 91 sedan. my brother has a 99 s70.

-chris
 
man some of you guys got new ones damn.

1984 240 Turbo, red exteriour, black leather 140,000 miles! I love this car its what I learned to drive in.

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
hahah hell fuckin yea proud owner of 3 volvos. I like new volvos we have like 2001 s70 or some shit a sedan a 92 740 or something like that turbo sedan and an 88 240 GLE that no one drive and has 240,000 miles on it. I really actually do like volvos though its nice car to drive around in and shit i dont know they are cool

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
My best friend had an 86 240 named Vicky. Vicky died 3 months ago at 320,000 miles. She had trouble pulling away and would often start to roll back on hills even though she was automatic. The transmission was shot and so was Vicky. RIP Vicky.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Gots to love the old beaters. I test drove the S60 but wasnt too impressed with it...I am a much bigger fan of the Audi A4 quattro or the VW Passat 4Motion for all wheel drive cars. What I wouldnt give to be able to afford an Audi RS6 quattro.

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
Gotta love VW... my family is a VW and a 5-speed family. I have a 96 jetta and my mom has a 2000 passat station wagon. My dad broke our trend with a 2002 Pathfinder (also stick), only because he had just been in a car accident that the other guy died and he would have too if he had not have been in a SUV.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
yeah we got a 1996 Vovlo wagon (and before that owned several volvo sedans) they fucking rock, everyone gives them shit but man they are powerful off the lights, they catch a lot of people by surprise.

Dad's also got a Jensen convertible, its a big piece of shit but it sounds sweet.

 
if i get my moms 240 sedan, im going to take a heat gun to the 240 on the back, and rearrange them so it's a volvo 420

-chris
 
If you get them to a million miles they'll give you a new free volvo.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
the car with the most miles ever is a volvo. it's that old old coupe they made in the 70's i think.

-chris
 
You betta believe it.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
wasn't there some dude in the US not long ago that had an old volvo and he drove it absolutely everywhere and he reached some milestone (may have been 1000000miles/km) and they threw him a party?

 
85 volvo wagon, manual shifting, best car ever. my uncle also has two 71 volvo 1800's one a coupe and the other a sports wagon, and a 60 somthing 122 coupe, such a nice car

 
1987 Volvo 740 turbo intercooler. 350k and its still flyin up to the snow. not even a need for chains in the winter, cuz I throw rally treads on that sucker.

and its the best car on the planet for throwing stickers all over it. 3 HUGE windows in the back.. including 2 that are nearly useless = huge stickerage.

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