The village

Its funny how some people totally hated it.

Personally, I thought it was alright.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
i heard it was horrible, i wasn;t planning on seeing it and my friend told me how it ended and stuff, sounds incredibly stupid as hell

Jeff

Poniverus
 
i thought it sucked except for a few parts.

If I could I would, but I can't. Now shut the hell up.

 
that wasnt scary... or creepy! what was its point? dont live in the forest that happens to be an animal sancuary... and blind people can do anything?

signatures are overrated.
 
Kinda dumb in my opinion. They way they spoke with a pain in the ass and Adrien Brody was not very good as a retard.

 
I want to see it, the trailor looks good. But I have heard people say it isnt very good... I'll take your opinions though, skiers always know what is right! hah

 
I thought it was pretty good. The concept was great. I think people really didn't like it because they went in expecting a horror movie; rightfully so seeing that's what it was advertised as. Well it's not a horror movie. I thought is was fairly slow for the first hour, but the end was enough to make it worthwhile.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
that movie sucked, it was so predictable, i called it and it was just lame, sixth sense was good and that was it m night shymalan or whatever

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
how teh fuck was it predicatable... thats crazy man.. if you predicted that you have to let me know your thought process...

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
^ i guessed half way throuhg it that it was 2004

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
i kind of figured out the ending before i even saw it, which surprised me cus i usually don't see them coming at all. i still loved the movie tho.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
well thats nto as hard to gues as the fact that the ceratures are fakein the first place...

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i just thought it would be crazy if it was 2004. and it happened. it was just a random thought.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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*********SPOILER************

Don't keep reading if you don't want to know.

So basically the movie is set in the 1800s... right. The village has a truce with the 'creatures' that live in the surrounding woods. The slow-moving intro has a few minutes of tense moments when the creatures come into the village one night and paint red marks on the doors. The movie is really a love story focused on Ivy (a blind girl) and Lucious (the strong, quiet type). After they announce that they plan to marry, a jealous, retarded Adrien Brody (sorry can't remember the charater's name) stabs Lucious. Needing antibiotics for Lucious, Ivy volunteers to go through the woods to the towns to get medicine. After travelling through the woods for awhile, her escorts desert her and she is left alone. It's here in a cut scene that we learn that the 'creatures' are merely costumes that the elders of the village put on to keep the community together and from venturing off. After being attacked by a creature-disguised Adrien Brody and killing him, Ivy makes it to the hidden road and climbs over a fence. We then see that it is really present day times and the village is located in the Walker nature preserve. A kind park ranger helps Ivy get the medicine and get back into the preserve. Cut scenes and commentary back in the village shows the mayor (last name: Walker) and some lady looking at newspaper articles inside a black box. Turns out the elders of the town all had lost loved ones from violence in the city. Thus Walker, former University of Pennsylvania prof, created the preserve and village to resemble 1800s living and create a crime-free environment. End of story. So yah. That's the big secret. It was beautifully directed, but the script wasn't very good.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
^sounds cool. I kind of wish i hadn't read that but since I have I won't waste my 10 dollars on seeing it.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
lizziebeth, thanks for the warning, i would have totaly read that and I wana see it to see how hilarious the monsters are.

 
the script seems to be a pretty clever political commentary. the elders manipulate the fears of the townspeople with fake enemies using a color coded system. not sure if that was what he was aiming for, but it works.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
well i had taken a bunch of lortabs before, and they had alot of hydrocodine in them, so i was a bit fucked up. i jumped alot. my gf made fun of me.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
wow. so thanks lizzi... i thought maybe there was something more to the movie and i just wasn't getting it... but really... thats all that there was. wow. how sad

signatures are overrated.
 
Man i feel bad for all the little kids that lived in that town..its like a haunted house on halloween except thing can kill you in it and you live there 365 days a year.

 
that would be so freaky.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Yeah the movie was really good. I thought it was genious how they hyped it be a scary movie then just went a total different direction.

...No, it's J.F. Cusson.
 
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