The Unthinkable Happened

[mrk127]

So last night I was texting this girl and I was telling her about shredsauce and how it’s the greatest game of all time, then I sent her one of my clips and this happened... was this a glitch in the matrix? plz explain

 

[mrk127]

and the sauce clip I sent

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1019066/trim-D9AEBCA9-47E9-4A8B-AF82-EE6AE3F0531B-MOV[/video]

 

[piss.boy]

You found a unicorn

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I'd say that's a marriageable offense right there

 

[r00kie]

and the sauce clip I sent

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1019066/trim-D9AEBCA9-47E9-4A8B-AF82-EE6AE3F0531B-MOV[/video]

It's only cause those digital knees can send it to flat and still ride it out.

 

[CatdickBojangles]

How old are you?

 

[mrk127]

How old are you?

lol why?

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]

This gotta be one of his boys posing

 

[WoFlowz]

so did u hit or nah?

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN

 

[mrk127]

so did u hit or nah?

not yet?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Seconded

Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]

GAHD DAMN SHE EXISTS

 

[mrk127]

Damm I actually need to put a ring on it ASAP. Cuz she talks to matej now and I know my sauce corks can’t compete with real life corks

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

It's not hard to impress skierman's mom

 

[arnie_grape]

there's a wiener on that thing dude

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

Damm I actually need to put a ring on it ASAP. Cuz she talks to matej now and I know my sauce corks can’t compete with real life corks

matej is like 5,3 so as long as your taller than a 7th grader you should be good

 

[DominatorJacques]

So last night I was texting this girl and I was telling her about shredsauce and how it’s the greatest game of all time, then I sent her one of my clips and this happened... was this a glitch in the matrix? plz explain

View attachment 1019065

Dude! Wake up!

 

[skierman]

Further proof that women mature faster than boys. She's showing this to her friends and laughing at your expense.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Really had to create two accounts for this thread eh?

 

[WoFlowz]

So have u hit or nah?

 

[Toona]

Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN

yeah gawdam

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

Feel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV[/video]

 

[mrk127]

Feel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV[/video]

pfffff I don't need that wobble cork garbage

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

Feel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV[/video]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029646/trim-DDD9ECB1-7A21-43DC-931D-D90B74906A62-MOV[/video]

 

[maaattt]

Girls don't want your shredsauce clips, they want the tracks you put together on punk-o-matic

 

[Casey]

She’s just super confident you will never cheat on her???‍

 

[ASAPCarter]

I think you should pee in her butt

 

[Bombogenesis]

Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN

He should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in

 

[mrk127]

He should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in

Fuck off

 

[Bombogenesis]

Fuck off

Sweet thread

 

[mrk127]

Sweet thread

Thanks for your input

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 12:38:05pm

 

[Woody.]

Thrided

Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN

 

[slootstrandzzz]

hey you know what i’m pretty positive you’ll become a man before your mother ?

He should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in

 

[Bombogenesis]

hey you know what i’m pretty positive you’ll become a man before your mother ?

Nope

 

[Bombogenesis]

I am a fire truck

 

[GrapeHunter]

i added this chick on snapchat and she showed me her butthole