The ultimate revenge

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Oldmann1584

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hahahah okay so i just heard the funniest thing ever!

so i have had friends with benefits with this chick for like 2 months now, not like that mad at her but she fuckde me over last year and i was mad, however she managed to kindaa i guess d it again this year, i didnt get the worst of it and nor do i really care but it should be fun

so the other night iwe nt over and we banged and all that i left her place at 5am and my flight was like mid day the next day.

so i fly off and my friend tell me that her ex boyfriend arrived back in town the day i left, and that apparntly the DAY i arrived they fucked, and later on again that night they did too. sooooo what i was gonna do is i was gonna make her like me cause she tried to get me to ask her to winter formal 4 times, and kept asking and i told her no etc and wanted me to date her and shit and i kept refusing (cause i knew she was a massive slut) hahah anywas so this guy basically sucked my dick and i was just gonna fuck with her cause its so dog of her to do that anyways and lies to me about it and shit

i was thinking about asking her to winter formal being SUPER SUPER SUPER sweet (cause usually im kind of a dick to her) and then when shes waiting for me to pick her up for winter formal just not show up. another was i was just gonna make her come off as the biggest slut and make her lose al her friends, also tell her ex-boyfriend he sucked my dick etc hahahah well im doing that anyways cause its too funny to pass up

anyways ANY other suggestions?!?!

thanks :)
 
He's mad because his "friends with benefits" fucked someone else, so he got a guy so suck his dick to make him feel better about himself.
 
Here's an idea: wait 3 years, acquire driver's license, drive off cliff. That'll show that guy not to suck your dick again.
 
okay just to clear this up incase it wasnt clear

I FUCKED HER AT NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THURSDAY, I LEFT ON FRIDAY AND ON THAT FRIDAY MORNING LESS THAN 10 HOURS AFTER I BANGED HER THIS OTHER GUY DID AND HE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT

just clearing it up :)
 
A) that made no sense

B) you sound like a fucking asshole

C) in reality you had feelings for this chick and probably want to date her but she doesn't want anything serious because she does sound a little slutty. But youre upset because she fucked her ex the same day she fucked you.

D) be the bigger person stop seeing her. Don't admit to being a dick to girls that's not cool at all its fucked up girls deserve to be treated right. If you ask her to formal and bail on her you are the biggest piece of shit on the planet and I hope you get real fucked up in a car accident on the way to formal. Not die but break both of your legs and shatter your pelvis so you can sit and think in the hospital for six months about how big of a fcking cocksucker you are and how karma will fuck you harder than you could've ever fuxked that chick.

Oh and btw I bet her ex has a bigger dick than you and actually knows how to fuck her right that's why she had him finish her off that after noon after you lasted 5 minutes in the sack earlier that day.

Truth hurts huh?
 
For real? I couldn't tell by your shitty ass writing and the fact that you seem to have the maturity of a 12 year old... You're mad because a girl you had a purely physical relationship with fucked another guy, and now you're trying to pull some sissy shit to "get back at her"? And all the while you had a dude sucking your dick behind her back? Nice one dude...
 
if you are friends with benefits you have no right or reason to be mad at her for getting with someone else. now go put your head in a blender
 
hahaha i actually like you and im keeping you at 10/10 but i figured the formal was a bit of a douche move but you really dont know this chick, either way the reason she broke up with her ex is because he moved away and he finally came back and she was like hardcore in love with him, apparntly he proposed to her or something? so i knew they were gonna hook up when he got back without a doubt, however i wasnt expecting it to be the same day i left, not that it really matters.

another thing is she will be a massive bitch and will purposely try to flirt with my friends etc to try and make me jealous etc,

haha anyways thanks for the input anyways, your the only one who actualy had some advice

ps wouldnt let me quote all i dont know why so i just chose selection
 
ahahah idk, you tell me since you seem to know better than i do ;)

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You're also at 10/10 hahahah keepin it there but yeah dude. Fucking girls. Like god damn some real advice that isn't borderlined threatening bang her out some more and say things like oh I gotta find a date to formal still. But say it like almost jokingly so she thinks that you're just waiting to ask her. Then don't. And ask a hotter chick it'd be pretty hilarious hahahahah I actually did something along those lines with my spring formal last year. This girl I'd been banging out kept telling people I was going to take her even though I was planning on going stag so I would "jokingly" say I was going alone when I was around her and she'd laugh ad stuff and then when it came down to it I went alone... An had a fuckig blast
 
hahahahahahah i think ima do something similar to that still planning, im going to be in bali for like 2 1/2 weeks so w.e we'll see what happens in that time, im just going to be really nice and sweet to make her feel guilty (even though shes a cold hearted bitch, pretty sure its impossible to penetrate that heart) ahhaha so we'll see ayeeeeeeee
 
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