The ultimate rail

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i was thinking about the ultimate rail and it came to me. It would start out 10 ft flat box, then drop 10 feet onto a rollercaoster rail, tahn you would land on a butter box that moves and slide along a track, then you would fly over a pit of fire swords and gay men(all extremely dangerous) then you would land on a down flat down flat up over side ways criss- cross to up, from there you would ride the cable of an abonded ski lift, then drop off to a huge reverse rainbow tetertotor and finish off with a looptyloop- turst me its mad easy, i buttered the whole thing.

like Martin Luther King Jr once said... I WAS BORN READY MUTHERFUCKER!!!
 
umm well i dont think you would have the speed to get past the sword and gay men pit which would end with u getting more holes and more dicks stuck in them
 
yeah same here.. the only thing i understood after that was that there is going to be a pit of fire swords and gay men
 
besids the fact that a resent thread decided it was phisically impossible to slide a chair lift rope and i be to scared to jump over the gay man

 
10 foot dropw to a roller coaster? shit..... if you didnt land on teh down part of the hump.... things would be bad.
 
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