The Ultimate Question...

[K_C]

One full grown male lion from Africa vs. 50 midgets.

Both are put into a ring half the size of a hockey rink and engage each other in a battle to the death.

Who will win?

 

[uni-corn]

Loin

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Only if Wee Man is there will they win.

 

[uni-corn]

Midgets dont have near enough power

 

[uni-corn]

Correct

 

[theres_ghosts]

the midgets would win and then eat the lion who would be poisoned and then theyed die to so only id win

 

[TheButterHashira]

Do the midgets have rope or clothes they can make into rope?

 

[VT_FLO]

if the midgets had swords, shields, bows, arrows and armor, and the lion didnt have shit they'd win

BUT

if you fucking armored the lion and shit into a killing machine, even if the midgets did have weapons they would get crushed

 

[K_C]

I think lion too but my friends think the midgets could get together and sneak around it and gauge its eyes out or something... im sure midgets are pretty crafty

 

[K_C]

they have normal clothes on so no knives, shields, or anything. but they could use the bones off other dead midgets as weapons and sharpen them if they were like badass 300 midgets

 

[garrett.]

does the midget have a gun?

 

[doritos]

Trick question. Fifty midgets would lose, but what everyone here failed to realize is that fifty midgets can easily combine to form Thundermidget. He's kind of like Captain Planet except he's composed of fifty little people as opposed to four normal people, and his name is sort of gayer.

 

[ECGove]

nope, they all have little sausage fingers