i called him and asked him if he had been getting calls all day, and he was like YA!! and i described all of ur stories, and he asked why people were doin that, and how i knew all of that. and i said "wat tha fuck are u talkin bout."
Quick update- just called him and had a nice conversation (10 min) about how he should start skiing. I told him I was god and he should stop stealing phones. Kid was high as fuck.
I just got "hey this is courtny give me a call back" so i didnt say anything....sucks to because i was gunna keep asking when he was gunna pick me up to go to the gay bar he had been telling me about all week
i called and was like "uhm hello sir, i'm calling about the box of 50 vibrating dildos that you ordered this morning, and you never mentioned your shipping address to us."
Bro, i called this dude in science yesterday with a Borat voice and said "do you know the dirty Harold? ....are you Dirty Harold? ....Harold!!! Talk to me!!!" and then the guys like "who is this? you're so gay." and i was like "well at least I dont' make a sexy time with de homosexuals." and then he hung up. everyone prank this guy!!!
i dont know id hafta send it to your phone. When you open the text it turns it off so you can only forward it to ppl. its prolly osme code gimme ur cel and ill send it to you
k guys so i talked to him tongiht and he gave up, called me a prank god and said hed do anything to stop the hundreds of phone calls hes getting. but i gotta give it up to you guys i wasnt sure how well this was going to work but he calls from as far away and switzerland and someone almost connverted him from a snowboarder to a skier he asked me to teach him to ski next year. I think hes learned his lesson and its time to lay this thread to rest. but if he ever does it again i will be forced to revive it.