The Ultimate Prank!!!!

slashquatch

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K so heres the deal this moron keeps stealing my phone and sending "rogue" texts. bastard and i need you help to prank him. just call his phone (416 888 8362)and say extremely random things that creep him out and then hang up. how sick would it be if people were calling him all day pissing him. very sick. if you dont want to call him send him a text or something or email (jay_cow21@hotmail.com what a lame email)anyways your help would be much apreciated and we are going to be pranking him all week with hilarious consequences so stay tuned.
 
o and if he doesnt answer he has this really annoying answering machine that makes it seem like he asnwers it youll see and then leave an annoying voice mail ripping on his answering machine
 
haha. i told him he lost his cat, and needs to come to my house to get it, in my basement. all in a weird pedafile voice. jea.
 
this is what I sent him:

Stop sending "rogue" texts with a stolen phone... I'm watching you

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I just called him and told him: "Hey Tbone wants you to stop taking his phone" he answered: "Who are you? I don't even know who Tbone is, what are you talking about?"

after that I told him I'd be calling him later.
 
haha i just called and started breathing in the phone, he was like "stop breathing into the fucking phone i cant hear you!"
 
Email address doesn't work :(

I came up with a loada shit about him ripping on dwarves and his masculinity and stuff, but it wouldn't send....
 
i emailed him telling him that i was selling lotion. I did it in the sketchiest way possible, hope that helps
 
he has the most annoying answering machine, its him like "hello... hello... (long pause) hehe just kidding this is my answering machine"
 
i called him and said things i dont want ppl i no on this site 2 no about. and i said i thought his last party was gay and he was like......................i hate you dave, you are naver coming to 1 of my parties again.........it was weird.
 
LMAO thats great "stop breathing into the fucking phone i cant hear you" lmao Im surprised he just doesnt anwser his phone.
 
i called him and told him my jizz was bloody and he needed to come help me. quick before i bleed to death out of my penis.
 
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