The ultimate death

[garrett.]

to be thrown into a giant pit of flaming marshmallows

 

[potato_man]

dude, is this s'posed to be a GOOD way to die or a BAD way?

 

[garrett.]

could go both ways

 

[potato_man]

okay, then it is both

 

[garrett.]

yeah cuz noone wants to be burned alive ubt how mad could you be if you were burning in molten marshmallow

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Damn, the ultimate death, I dunno what that would be.

Probably something to do with PCP, Toys R Us, and napalm

 

[unchyll]

$$$$$$$$$

 

[skiierman]

Aw damn... that would suck.

 

[candybag82]

flaming marshmallows to the skin hurts sooooooo bad

 

[hugedoinker]

ultimate way to die is getting laid by the hottest women for so long that you eventually.....just die

 

[KEVTRON]

or if you get thrown into a pit of used heroin needles just to have so much fucked up pain from the needles going into you and every time you move or jerk more needles go into you and then die of a heroin overdose. does not sound to fun

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Are we talking ultimate as in baller and good, or ultimate as in most painful shittiest thing ever?

 

[Gnarshred]

depends if they were in fact molten like you said, or just on fire, like been roasting too long, becuase that is tasty, then you could blow as many out as you could and eat till you got burnt alive.

 

[WikiWiki]

lets just say it would involve a vw bug- 3 rolls of mentos and oprah

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

herione overdose duh. if you had to die

 

[396222687862]

i think if your talking about fire and death, being thrown into a pit of bubbling napalm would suck real bad, everytime you move more gets stuck onto your skin, burning holes into you.

 

[garrett.]

exactly

 

[anxju]

the best way would be to eat yourself to death

 

[TannerCoulter.]

get eaten by a cheezburgerz would suck also.....

 

[hurrisun]

that would suck u would just be covered in sticky burning untill u finally died

 

[doublexl]

wut about getting cheese grated to death?

 

[KEVTRON]

ouch

 

[*Michael*]

having to eat agent orange. ugh.

 

[Piste.Off]

having your subconscious mind eat away at your soul would be a slow and painful death...

 

[timmi]

chased and beaten by a pack of rogue nuns

 

[thenakedcellist]

winner

 

[fourhundred]

I heard the ham burglar does some pretty gruesome murders

 

[Elijah.]

It's gotta be the accidental searchbar.

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

 

[jayamait]

hilarious tim.

spontainious combustion would be pretty cool though, as long as you disappeared though.

 

[lt.milo]

I don't remeber who it was on ns that said this, but they get all credit:

somthing like: when I am 85 years old I will buy all the best ski equipment and do the biggest cliff dive ever. Break my neck and die enjoying the scenery.

(that was a terrible recreation but it was funny)

 

[garrett.]

south park had a good episode on that

 

[sampsihoyos]

searchbar

 

[caucasian_chad]

yeah no shit i was roasting a marshmallow over a campfire and it kit on fire so i brought it up to my face to blow it out and some marshmallow flew off and hit me in the neck. it hurt like a bitch and punctured my skin somehow so i had a nasty scab that hurt every time i swallowed for a week.

 

[AMcCraw]

being stuck in a coffin at a my chemical romance concert and not being able to move enough to cover my ears. i would just stop breathing

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I just lolerskated around my whole house. that was golden

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

AND if you were allergic to mashmallows AND fire...the irony would be enough to kill you.

 

[reggyboy]

the best way to die is to at the age of 85, choke on your 25 year old trophy wife's panties while you take them off with your teeth.

or having a heart attack cause off excess viagra whilst screwing your 25 year old trophy wife.

 

[zesty_buddy]

so y would u want to die?

 

[720laxskier]

yup

 

[Swan_Solo]

mauled by a moose

 

[MacMahoooon]

according to monty pythons the meaning of life its to be cased around town then off a cliff by dozens of topless large breasted women

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I've heard stories of people "waking up" after being pronounced dead, in their coffins - after being buried. Apparently they have dug up coffins with scratches and what not of people trying to get out. That would be the worst way to die. To wake up in a coffin and realize there's no way out - and you have no choice but to slowly die...again.

 

[highfive]

agreed. Dieing with your dick in a pussy is pretty ultimate.

 

[highfive]

who the fuck is opening up dead people's coffins to check for this shit?

 

[Steezysmurf]

you'd have rigor mortise for sure

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I have no idea. I've only heard about it before...I'm just saying in all. That would suck big time and be the worst way to die.

 

[jeff3617]

The only way that could be fun is if it was flaming..and dont die

 

[newschooler7]

hahaha this ones in the top 3.

 

[Edward.]

being stabbed to death by a spoon.

 

[Public_Enemy0255]

omg that reminds me of saw 2