The Try To Be Funny Thread

This meatloaf is practicallly orgasmic..ohh

They're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo

Hee-hee---haa-haa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those

Nice young men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
 
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, 'Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?'

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

 
did you hear about the blonde that graduated from high school?

me neither. wooohehehehehe rnt i origional

you dont always have to fuck her hard. in fact some times thats not right, to do. some times you gotta make some luuuv and fuckin give her some smooches tooo. some times you got to sqeez. sometimes you got to say please. SOMETIME you gotta say HEY, 'im gonna fuck you, sweetly. im gonna screw you gently im gonna hump you, sweetly. im gonna ball you, DESCRETLY. and then you say hey i brought you flowers. and then you say well wait a minute sally. i think i got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? thats fuckin teamwork. whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do if for you! whats your favorite dish? not gonna cook it but i'll order it from SANSABAR! and then i'm gonna luv you completley, and fuckin fuck u descretly. and then i'll fuckin bone you completly. but then im gonna fuuuuuuck yooooouuu haaaaaarrd! haaaard!

-tenacious d, fuck her gently
 
1.... that sucked arse.. you guys know im the king of humouris pics right? you know what im saying martin... here it comes.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said 'yes, I know what a LION cut is.' It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6 10 outa 5.. thats the greatest!

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No,' he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains.

'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'

The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'

-The DR.-
 
she had two up arrows, which indicated up two posts... but i get the feeling that you knew that already.

-The DR.-
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^now THAT joke was funny

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
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