The Truth About Obamacare

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That's not really relevant, but the reason is because this is a monumental fuck up on the US govt's part.

If you can't be bothered watching the presentation at least watch the first ten minutes, it's very informative
 
BamaCare allows me to get insurance for my ski bum ass that I wouldn't have had otherwise for about $75 a month. Especially for a pretty bomber plan, esp when compared to what I would be paying for comparable coverage through a private company, $400+ easily.

Im going to watch the video tho once I can get on a comp with speakers. I do know it kills people that make about $25k-$50k, especially if you have a family and are paying $1k plus a month for your family insurance.
 
and i get to fucking pay for it. obama care fucking blows big time. now i'm not a big obama hater, but get this fucking retard out of office before he fucks our country up even more.

 
hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the

act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to

oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland

steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the

squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran

and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be

proud.

 
We all pay the same fed taxes that fund OC. I will admit, if you make over $200k a year, then yes, you will pay a tad more, but at that rate, if you are complaining about a extra 2k a year, go fuck yaself.
 
My boss makes like 250k a year, ive been working with him recently in getting setup for changes he's making for obamacare, I forget what the percentage is now, but in a couple years, when everything's all said and done, a little over 60% of what he makes he has to pay in taxes. Pretty fucked if you ask me.
 
The number and places of where the money comes from is very public knowledge. There is not going to be a double hike of the national tax rate. Something tells me that all of Congress that passed and voted the bill, wouldnt have done so if they were going to take a pay cut that your boss is talking about. Americans making that much would be up in arms too. I had this exact discussion with my parents while skyping a week ago. Their household income is in the bracket that they have to pay slight increase. They are more than happy to pay a few 1000s a year to insure that people like me, and others have the option to stay healthy and in one piece.

There is a new 4% tax increase on investments and gains. Tough cookies. Dont forget about the extra .9% increase for employers to pay as well.

Your boss needs to stop watching Fox news at work.
 
Bicker all you want, but at the end of the day, it's the people we put in charge that make all of the decisions for us. This is not a democracy. Public opinion means nothing.
 
Great fact! Spoken like a true Illinoian, the land of the corrupt! Im glad to have only had to spend about 19 years there.
 
no dude, a Hot Carl is when you take a long sock, like a soccer sock preferably, taking a big dump in it, and then swing the sock around until the shit filled end of it hits somebody in the dome. Nobody sees the hot carl coming until it's far, far too late









 
Do it! Best decision Ive ever made! Wisco for school was even awesome just to get outta that brokeass state!
 
I could go for some more Urban Dictionary definitions so I'll start with my personal favorite

1.

Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying

on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is

in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens

and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoe oars to push himself in.

Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup,

butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The

man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must

in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin

to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving

around the gym.

 
It's hilarious how Obama blatantly breaks his 'promises'.

"You can keep your doctor, you can keep your doctor..." Then, further down the line "You MAY be able to keep your doctor."
 
I'm helping him plan out their budget for the next couple years, its a medical office and they're trying to expand/build a surgical center. so i'm seeing these numbers. it is going to be over 60%. dont ask me how, i'm just planning what and when we can expand with the reduced income.
 
Speaking of dead...

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your

circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk.

Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days

old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several

friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that

there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally

pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when

you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends

come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her

internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box

and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

 
Nice straw-man bro.

I said it's funny HOW he breaks his promises, not THAT he breaks his promises, hence the quote. His quotes in the presentation may as well be straight out of Animal Farm.

Of course, to everyone who could see through Obama from the start, both aspects are funny
 
Obama sucks. Bush sucks. Reagan sucks. Carter sucks. Congress sucks. The court system sucks. Republicans suck. Democrats suck. Conservatives suck. Liberals suck.

Can we just go back to living in caves yet?
 
Good point, I'm sure Romney would have been much better in office, that was kinda my point. I was trying to state they all suck, I just think that Obama sucks less, but that's just my opinion. Gary Johnson 2012
 
Probably the most disturbing thing I have ever read. I totally lost it when reading the Manhatten Flapjack one though.
 
Yeah Urban Dictionary is a horrifying place. Don't worry, this one's not so gross

Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina

and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then

lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and

shouts "Hadouken!!!".

 
Obama wants much more than obamacare, he wants single payer. And if he could he would turn every aspect of the us economy into being government run. Plus the majority of americans voted for him knowing this was going to happen. So i guess americans will just have to live with the shit consequences of all this obamamania. At least they deserve it
 
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