The truth about braggers

Guys that brag about how big their cock is usually have tiny dicks. That pisses me off, we don't need to talk about our penises, girls know we have them and they can find out our size for themselves, you dont need to make yourself feel good by saying how big you are!

I put the fun in dysfunctional

 
another thing they do is buy really powerful cars, boats, and big houses and stuff, it is called little mans disease

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
only small people have little mans disease and that doesnt mean they buy big stuff, it means they start fgihts and stuff.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
i have a small penis.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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its all about shoe size! ..you know what they say about big feet!

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Me need sig
 
shoe size my ass...my roommate was interested in a canadian that lives next door. she was like i wonder if the shoe thing is true...he had size 14 feet and she said he has a small ass doodle.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
well - like hell i'm saying what my shoe size is... but i guess the shoe size thing isn't true, 'cause you can never tell from shoe size. some people with big feet havve small dicks, others have big dicks...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'form of osmosis? oh christ man turn back now cuz you're heading down a one-way road to fucktardville.' Matt (yeti)
 
Yeah thats pretty annoying/wierd. My freind feels the need to do that 'not intentionally tho, and not to brag' whenever a new girl is around.

-Searching for new sig-
 
I know the fool proof way to tell how big someones dank is. MEASURE IT!

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