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I don't wipe
 
y r u posting that?

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
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Toto's Neorest 600 toilet (1) ($5,000; totousa.com) uses sensors to determine how much to raise or lower the seat and how much water the flush needs. It will clean and dry you when you're done. Its WellYou2 model, available in Japan, measures urine sugar, then sends the data to your doctor.

Tomorrow: The toilet will also do other medical tests, such as check for blood or abnormal bacteria in the urine or stool. It might even indicate if a woman is pregnant.

I don't wipe
 
what if you flush stuff other than crap and piss down the toilet? will all the measurements still occur?

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
do u really spend time online searching for pics of toilets?...u weird fuck

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
so its a baddae (dont have a clue how u spekk it) those things the french ppl use. u prob get like a full intestine cleansing

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
you like waste disposal a little too much for your own ( or anyone else's ) good.. i hate to say it.. but talking about toilets and shit isn't 'cool' or something

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
wtf ,..... it's all good

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
up but i'm on the toilet about 12 hours a day. i'm on it right now while typing on my laptop, and i sleep on my toilet

I don't wipe
 
it cleans you, im confused are we talking about a baday?

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Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

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- My ecnomics teacher
 
have ever fallen in and woken up w/ shit all over u?

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
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