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i agree, but the economical effect of the ostrich population is not a factor

Patrick

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i disagree the annual consomtion of apples by ostriches has raised 67.34624% sinse the congressman from idaho's name has ended in O

-ryan kavana
 
my cat could do a straight air off the roof onto the ground... but now it cant.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
I once jumped out my second story window cuz i thought someone was breaking in....my point? I landed like a cat.....

 
maybe if i type a lot in here i'll get a title of being a 'crazy fool'

maybe i should start my own bad thread.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Once I fell off my roof and hurt myself. I even got grounded but I don't know why...

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
once i fell up the stairs

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
i fall up the stairs a lot. My size 13 feet get caught up on a lot of things. This one time, my brother threw one of those hammers you use to play crocket with at me, it hit me in the fore head.

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
you know, five0, I always thought that your signature should say:

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my HAND'

Doesn't that make a lot more sense?

Anyway, we caught a domesticated parakeet in my backyard today. It's in a cage upstairs if my cat hasn't eaten it yet.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME

*NSFD Station Chief*

 
kami is right, or at least that is how i heard it the first time. i tried to put my dog on the trampoline with me once, but as it is a 140 lb alaskan malamute it got pissed, ran into me, knocked me off, and then pissed on the mat. so i dont know if he can do tricks yet.

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
Maybe it you that he was trying to train. Did you ever consider that?

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thats how the wuote goes..i got it from a movie quote website im pretty sure it was..its a quote from somewhere..i have questioned it when my friend found it but i read it from the site

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
yeah, Quotes is kinda like that. One day, you say hi to her, and shes like 'hi'. then next day, you say hi again and she's all like 'hello'. And then you're like, whoa bitch, we're not getting married. Quotes' a crazy chick I tell ya.

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Just keep yer nose

To the grindstone, they say

Will that redeem us,

Uncle Remus . . .

I can't wait till my Fro is full-grown

I'll just throw 'way my Doo-Rag at home

I'll take a drive to BEVERLY HILLS

Just before dawn

An' knock the little jockeys

Off the rich people's lawn

An' before they get up

I'll be gone, I'll be gone

Before they get up

I'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn

Down in the dew

im picking Jay's nose right now.

(if you were a donator, you would understand)
 
the last night of camp last year, it was all muddy cause it had just rained. there was a huge mud puddle, so my friend and I just ran and dove. It was awesome, we started the biggest mudslide ever. three hours later the whole camp was covered in mud, so we just continued the sweetness and cleaned off a bit with a kick ass water balloon fight. It was fantastic

marian
 
my friends are councelors at *Camp Superstar*

its for retarded kids in wheelchairs

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
ha ha ha, there it the 'no timmy, don't spin you're wheels you're just getting more stuck'. ha ha ha.

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win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
but yer gonna havta write it sooner or later.. why not now?

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Proud member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
Hey, @ least I get more time to study, and I got to surf the internet for like an hour....anything is better than Chemistry

 
i faled chemistry the las 9 weeks

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
 
agreed. so do physics, biology, math, english, geography, gym and peer teaching.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
^I second that 1....u kno what sux more tho? SAT's...and they're tomorrow for me...*remember to breath, remember to breath, remember to....*

 
the worst are spanish I think

so boring man

the teacher sucks and I sucks because they are only evaluation verbs stupid irregular verbs

PAG
 
I got a monkey as a pet that picks my nose when i am board!

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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
 
i don't really like wiffle ball, they always take it so serious like.

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
 
plus its so hard to hit that stupid ball in wiffle ball. Same with pickulball. Volleyball is really fun though, especially if ur good at it and against people who are good at it.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
wiffle ball

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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
albany has a huge wiffle ball tournament every summer..with metal bats...doesnt that not make it wiffle ball?

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(your ad here)

-kevan

 
i dunno, but as long as you use a wiffled(?) ball....

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volleyball is definently better... the air always blows the stupid wiffle ball around

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
i have a cat named dog

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
why does swiss cheese have holes in it? that has always bothered my. i think i want to drill holes in cheese in a swiss cheese factory for a living. that would be cool.

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
all about the bacteria

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Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
i like turkey and swiss sandwiches...they're tasty

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures

Leave Only Footprints
 
i had a condom named cat

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