The things you've done that you think have never been done before thread

corona

corona

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So post up some shit that you've done that you don't think anyone has ever done before, either out of stupidity or just plain boredom.

here's a couple for me:

-searched 'google' in google

-moshed to Don McLean singing American Pie
 
ha ive googled google before. but for me
-i once drank dis-infectant
-passed out in a cold room
thats all i can think of so far.
 
I've googled "Google" but have you looked up dictionary in the dictionary.

the exact defenition is "you're an asshole"
 
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Ive googled google too...

I dont know if ive ever done anything too rare, atleast i cant remember anything now
 
took a shit in my neighbors lawn in broad daylight, maybe that's been done before

shot a squirrels tail off with a bb gun when i was aiming for a can but the sight was off
 
-i got hooked by a fishing hook in my hand, and then proceeded to pass out from the pain as my cousin tried to pull it out because he didnt want to cut his 10 dollar lure up

i know theres more but i just woke up and that happened like a week ago so i remember it the best
 
pooped of a moving ski lift while there was 2 of my friends and a complete stranger riding with is, needless to say it was a bet.
 
threw a baseball at a squirrel on a tree and knocked it out

threw a baseball at a bird chillin on the ground and killed it (felt bad)

 
back in 04 i told pete wentz he was a fagget

climbed on the roof of the lodge

said bomb on a airplane

pissed on my principals car
 
Killed a deer with a BB gun and got in trouble for it (hit it in the neck and the BB hit the spinal cord almost killing it instantly, felt bad but amazed all at once)

Saw a squirrel get fried by electrical wires and then fall on a grill below

Got 4 tickets for MIP's (Minor in Position of Alcohol) and 3 were by the same cop

Graduated with a class of 7 in high school

Lost my wedding ring on the night of my wedding, didn't even have it on for more than 6 hrs (wife was not pissed at all which surprised the hell out of me.)

Want to get a tattoo of my wife’s hand print on my ass so it looks like she is smacking it

that’s about it i guess
 
Dude i also killed a deer with a bb gun. It was out side and the dogs woudlnt stop barking at it so i went to shoot it in the butt, missed and killed it
 
my friend and i were in a target and we stuck like 25 plungers all over the linoleum in the aisle and then booked it out of there.

not funny but we were in like 7th grade, and it looked like a forest of plungers.
 


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Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.





Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:

-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.









 


Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

oh cool. but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

oh cool. but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

oh cool. but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

oh cool. but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

oh cool. but are you as cool as me?

told you so



 
but how did i do that when it was never said in the thread?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHOAAOHAOHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!
 
Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:

LOOK AT THIS QUOTE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS NEVER SAID BEFORE IN THE THREAD!!!!! ANDYJU IS A MAD H4X0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I thought I'd heard the joke somewhere before but had forgotten where. Demetri Martin is awesome.

I have looked up dictionary in the dictionary though.

Also until this year I thought I was the only person that ever put on ski gear in the summer.
 
your a stupid fuck who goes against all the hypricritical things you said in your fuckin call out thread to all of NS...go stick your dick in someones butt and pee in it
 
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