The Tell the Person Above you Their Fortune Thread

[P.J.S.]

just curious how you would know something that personal about him

 

[BvK]

I can tell fortunes, I know

 

[canterbury]

will be arrested for having sex with a roast turkey in public on thanksgiving

 

[Rajna]

you will be eaten by the cookie monster.

 

[pbandj]

you will die alone, and a virgin

 

[Sufferboy]

will die in a avalanche

 

[TheButterHashira]

you will be eaten by a giant duck while touring the irish country side with your family. Your hot wife son and 2 daughters will be horrified

 

[bitchassphatz]

^ will show up at the funeral and bang his wife and daughters on his coffin.

 

[TheButterHashira]

is gonna live a life of fortune and fame after winning the powerball.

 

[pbandj]

you will die from getting another std hahaaha

 

[Sufferboy]

u will become a famous gangster rapper

 

[doublexl]

you will transform into a car...

 

[potato_man]

u will be hastily loved by a water balloon, then u will go on to master in the mystical art of curling

 

[Reptar.]

accidentally spill on a new rug.

 

[steezyjibber]

You will be eaten by a whale while scuba diving in the ocean with your wireless laptop with internet. Then, when you are inside the whale, you will make a thread on ns about it, and everyone will call you a claimer.

 

[DeSena]

your gunna die