The Tell the Person Above you Their Fortune Thread

[TannerCoulter.]

Radical. do it

 

[FUUUCK]

^your thread will be deleted

 

[TannerCoulter.]

is probably right

 

[AKburns]

I also sense a deleted thread in your future. weird

 

[TannerCoulter.]

is going to marry a cheezeburgerz, get divorced, then go into show business

 

[P.J.S.]

going to get arrested for "pimping black teens" and enjoy long showers with all the other inmates.

got that from your profile by the way

 

[TannerCoulter.]

bahaha good one. will get shot for snitching on me after i pimp a black teen

 

[P.J.S.]

i'd much rather get shot than bro-raped

 

[TannerCoulter.]

are you calling me a bro?

 

[P.J.S.]

no dude, it goes back to my fortune for you and your showers with inmates.

 

[45.]

will completely pwn tannerC

 

[TannerCoulter.]

oh ok good. will take over for sigfreid in the sigfreid and Roy show, and will not get attacked, but fall in love with one of the tigers, and will make a beastiality awareness foundation

 

[Piste.Off]

the size of your heart is not the size of your penis.

lucky numbers-1,25,68

 

[TannerCoulter.]

will find the Pick of destiny

 

[ijibgoremtn]

will loose his virginity within the next month

 

[Nicholas.]

never gonna loose his.

 

[bitchassphatz]

will eat a clad infested pussy within the year.

 

[396222687862]

will get blue balls

 

[skijunkiedtm]

i sense a larg black dick in your near futer

 

[SlickRick.]

you will walk in on your mom and dad showering ttogether, only to find out that your mom is not realy a mom. my friend, you have two dads

 

[sampsihoyos]

your parents will tell you that you werent born a male

 

[2+2=5]

your parents will tell you that you WERE born a male...

 

[Mat.]

will some day figure out what 2 plus 2 really equals.

 

[canterbury]

will be the first person to give himself a rusty trombone

 

[fourhundred]

you will suffocate on a banana

 

[TheButterHashira]

will find true love in a home depot with a gerbil

 

[honeydip]

will find his gay lover while hunting for quail

 

[adam.]

will soon change his name to jeff

 

[TannerCoulter.]

will golf with john elway, then share passionate buttsecks with him

 

[PeteyG]

is going to join the circus after being caught cooking meth

 

[ScratchFS91]

will stop posting in his own thread

 

[Jake...]

will go no where in life.

 

[TheButterHashira]

will get to 10000 posts(this one might actually happen)

 

[TannerCoulter.]

will eat my titties

 

[steezyjibber]

you will end up in jail for shooting a person

 

[TheButterHashira]

will post alot and people will continue to bitch.

 

[EastSteez.]

will go pro next season

 

[396222687862]

will spell steeze right.... wait! never mind

 

[EastSteez.]

will OD within a year

 

[BvK]

^In yur near future

 

[Joan]

^you will learn to ride a bike instead of getting pwned all the time

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

will sadly be injured in a bicycle accident

 

[SteezePatrol]

will soon be postmaster j

 

[EastSteez.]

will eat a apple

 

[MistaFab]

will get crabs from not putting toilet paper on the toilet seat in a public rest room

 

[grams.]

will become a gay pornstar

 

[TheButterHashira]

will order his movies on payperview

 

[Reptar]

Will attempt to become a professional athlete despite what people say, go for it, not make it, cry, become emo, then die.

 

[BvK]

i mtn bike but wut ever...

you will become a pedafile

 

[R.Z.A.]

will learn how to spell pedophile

 

[BvK]

ya I was gonna say i dont know how to spell it.

will get pwnd by yur lack to have an orgasm