jack_weisman
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i have already posted some of this but i have a lot more now. for those of you who didnt read the previous thread i have this friend who is probably one of the most rediculous kids i know and does some the most screwed/funny shit.
• alright so he plays World of Warcraft all the time and i remember he told us about how he was trying to play alright but he couldnt stay awake so he decided to cut his stomach. so thats was his first bad idea because it started bleeding everywhere, so he freaked out and burned it close. he fucking burned his wound close. it wasnt like this was so small cut it was big.
• i remeber another time when he heard that the greeks used to take baths in olive oil, so he did it. his parents were trying to sell the house and they were having an open house and for some reason he didnt know. his parents are leading some guest into the house and he could get the oil off himself so he ran down the stairs naked cover in olive oil to find his living room pack with guest and tried to go back up the stairs but slipped and slide into the room naked and cover in oil.
• so another time i guess he was all alone taking a bath and he as flipping a coin. so he says to himself "if its tails i will be ugly and no girls will ever like me and ill be poor, and if its heads ill have all the girls i'll ever want and ill be rich." needless to say it was tails. so he thought it was a curse so he went on the internet and learned black magic to try and reverse the "curse". you have to understand he is doing this with noone around, this is not to be funny, hes serious. so anyways he learns spell i guess and makes a staff and goes down the to lake, our town is located next to a big lake, and tries to reverse the spell.
• he once ate 2 lbs of dumplings and threwup green bile, and had to go the emergency room
• he branded himself
• he was trying to learn pen tricks, those twirly things you do with your pen, for 5 hours until he threwup blood
• his parents caught him jerking it to porn and somehow he convince them it was not porn but the band Korn...
if i think of anyothers ill post them
• alright so he plays World of Warcraft all the time and i remember he told us about how he was trying to play alright but he couldnt stay awake so he decided to cut his stomach. so thats was his first bad idea because it started bleeding everywhere, so he freaked out and burned it close. he fucking burned his wound close. it wasnt like this was so small cut it was big.
• i remeber another time when he heard that the greeks used to take baths in olive oil, so he did it. his parents were trying to sell the house and they were having an open house and for some reason he didnt know. his parents are leading some guest into the house and he could get the oil off himself so he ran down the stairs naked cover in olive oil to find his living room pack with guest and tried to go back up the stairs but slipped and slide into the room naked and cover in oil.
• so another time i guess he was all alone taking a bath and he as flipping a coin. so he says to himself "if its tails i will be ugly and no girls will ever like me and ill be poor, and if its heads ill have all the girls i'll ever want and ill be rich." needless to say it was tails. so he thought it was a curse so he went on the internet and learned black magic to try and reverse the "curse". you have to understand he is doing this with noone around, this is not to be funny, hes serious. so anyways he learns spell i guess and makes a staff and goes down the to lake, our town is located next to a big lake, and tries to reverse the spell.
• he once ate 2 lbs of dumplings and threwup green bile, and had to go the emergency room
• he branded himself
• he was trying to learn pen tricks, those twirly things you do with your pen, for 5 hours until he threwup blood
• his parents caught him jerking it to porn and somehow he convince them it was not porn but the band Korn...
if i think of anyothers ill post them
