The Take Over The World Thread

I play runescape too. What are your user names? we can friend each other in game and raid the goblin village.
 
All of Russia is ours. We even took over their old satellite nations so now we have a bunch of Cold War era nukes to threaten people with.
 
That is good to hear, The weather is becoming treacherous in Northern Canada, The enemy is trying to entice my cat soldiers to wear funny sweaters to stay warm but we will fight it off as long as possible.
Here is a picture of one who scrummed to the temptation (warning graphic content)
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I entrust you with a power known only to a few within the community...
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Us cats know nothing of the gods or after life because as you know have 9 lives
 
Problem is I am at a crossroads to either invade the multitude of ----stan countries, or to move on to Eastern Europe and unfortunately the ----stan countries only respond to extreme violence that is incredibly grotesque which modern weapons and my rainbow shooting does not provide.
 
Ah I forgot I posted in here.

My heat conditioning is quite good surprisingly. I shall just shave my yeti fur. I also will provide drugs and medical supplies, as I am employed undercover at a pharmacy
 
i have invaded the frozen tundra of northwestern canada, and am prepared to move on to russia! my wolves are hungry...
 
we need someone to take over chads gap, although none of us know how to get to it from our current location at the bottom of alta. Is anyone willing?
 
ive got guns....who do you thinks gonna win king of potatoes or a hick with a shotgun???

my vote is on the hick with a shotgun
 
nah man oyster petting zoo. just like the one time the brain let pinky try to take over the world for once and he actually succeeded. he started with an oyster petting zoo.
 
I'll hotwire the USS Nimitz and turn it into a party boat/In and Out Burger.
I will need as much as one strawberry frapuccino costs. Also a shovel.
 
awww shit, keep hitting below the belt in the shire little one.
It sounds like we have some fighting within out own ranks? I wonder if it should be divided into two armies of NS to battle each other for global domination?
 
Ignore Cletus... he is little more than a red herring sent by those desert rats I was fighting a couple months ago.
 
i have successfully gained control of western canada and alaska, and am preparing to attack russia (which i can see from my house!)
 
I took out Russia several months ago. JUST before their winter... I doubt they need to be conquered again by the same army.
 
Im down

I can provide three boxes of cereal (frosted flakes, cheerios, fruit loops) and also 17 white tube socks and about 62 american dollars
 
Why do you need a reason to attack the Russians?
Preparing to attack Funky Town. Egress route: Electric Avenue. Standing by for cheaa.....
 
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