the suckeyness that is my school district

jarossamdb7

jarossamdb7

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at my school distruct, parents can view their kids grades online:

my mom: I see you havnt turned in that essay yet

me: no but i have a 81%, not gonna get much better then that at this point

my mom: yes but you should be doing everything you can to get your grades up

me: ya but even with a 100% on that essay, as opposed to the 0 that i have now, i would have like an 83% in that class instead of an 81.

my mom: yes but you need to be doing everything you can be. as long as i see your trying, tha tis ok, but when there are whole assignments that arnt turned in, im going to have to keep checking on you.

man holy shit. this sucks

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well at my school, the parents can view your grades online and they can check what classes you have skipped and how much lunch movie we have spent.

 
my school calls home if you missed any classes

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
same here, but my parents don't have time go online and check my grades. just do your work and pass classes. As and Bs = skiing

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back when i was in hs my math teacher would call your parents if you didnt do half a problem on your math homework. if you fucked up even more, he would get your parents permission (he had some kids parents in his class back in the day) and beat your ass with a shaved down bassball bat made into a paddle. then you got to sign it.

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^our school still does that sometimes. we have the online stuff starting this trimester, it sucks

 
Ya our school calls home, but our school is so badly designed if u skipped classes theres no where to go. we get 8 report cards a year.

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you didnt do a whole essay and you say your mom is stupid?

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
dude, i have all As and Bs this simester, it really shouldnt be that big of a deal.

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
last year my spanish teacher gave a kid an unexcused detetion because he was 1 minute late coming back from the bathroom. 4 minutes instead of 3 got him a detention...

but she moved so its better now.... just get good grades and everything will be good.

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yeah we got that too here, my mom obsessed about it for like 2 weeks then i yelled at her and told her to stop, and she has looked maybe once in 4 months, i think its real nice to check out my grade and wat i need to do so yeah ur mom is just anal just tell her shes obsessing and not to worry

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next time write your essay. but really though, there needs to be more quality teachers. there isnt enough and it's not a good thing, we need a change!

-chris
 
ya its def retarded they canlook at ur grades like that.

but i was surprised that NOT doing an essay at all wouldnt hurt your grade more than a couple of points?

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
my parents have been doing that for three years now... it sucks for kids who get bad grades but since i do pretty descently at school i am usually ok

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my school doesn't have online grades but it is pretty gay. If you get 2 tardies then you have a 1 hour after school detention. Every tardy after that is a detention till the 7th then you an in school suspension for a day. Also if you skip a block without being signed out or excused you get an in school suspension as well.....which almost makes sense because you SKIP a block and then you get an in school SUSPENSION and miss 4 blocks.......

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my school u can check grades online to its bs

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Ahh technology isnt it a wonderful thing. Its so ironic that the very machine u r using to enjoying yourself on ns and bitch abou the use of internet grades is the same machine ur folks use for ur ultimate downfall

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haha, that sucks, at my hs, I chose to take calsses at the community college. I don't have to go to my classes, take my tests, or show anybod my grades. I smoke a bowl during my break between classes...oh, and I'll graduate with my AA and hs diploma; high as a kite and a step ahead of all the sober kids who stayed in the regular HS :D

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u can do that at my school but u only see when you've been tardy

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im happy my school doesnt do that.

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my school does that and i ditched school last week to go skiing and my parents still dont know because they're idiots
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'ya its def retarded they canlook at ur grades like that.

but i was surprised that NOT doing an essay at all wouldnt hurt your grade more than a couple of points?'

its not like i have done 100% on everything else in that class.

and ay, the reason i didnt do it was becuase i knew that it was only a 50 pt assignment. basically we read a whole book and all we get for credit is a 50 pt assingment. that is crap, im not going to spend all that time reading a book for 50 pts.

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
it wouldnt be so bad if they could see jsut the total grades i have for each class, but they can frekin see every single assignment and how i did on it.

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Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
in my school if you skip they call home and have to speak to your parents so you cant delete the message,they send 2 letters home,you get 3 detensions,and have to make up what you missed

 
same, can't skip cause you get a call home. if it's unexcused, the next day the attendance guy comes to your class and gives you a detention slip. you can't be in the halls at all unless you have a note. and there are a ton of things you can't do if your grades are down.

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one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)

ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
 
My school calls home when I skip too, but I just tell my parents I was late for class... and my teacher's don't even usually notice when I'm gone so they don't care. It's good like that at my school... easy to keep your parents in the dark.

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my first period is awsome. he takes attendance at the end of class (or sometimes after that) and so if your there at the end he counts you there. it got me in the habit of bing late for school.

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Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
well i have all As and Bs, i would say that is good. all the more reason why that sutuation pissed me off.

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
my school gave me two days of in school suspension for swearing at a freshman

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I got suspended for shining a laser pointer in a teacher eye

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my parents can do that to, is it something like Power School or something liek that?

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that sucks.

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yeah you can if you read until the book starts to drag spark notes it read the end and write an essay i dont think i've read one entire book this year for my ap english class, which is equivalent to a college freshman class, and i do fine you just have to know how to write a good paper. what book was it?

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^hahahahaha!! same with me! i'm in AP english and i haven't finished one book, i didn't even start a few of them. but we're reading Great Expectations now, i've started it and i'm GOING to finish this one

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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420

*NWFT*

one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)

ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
 
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