The stupidest way to get hurt?

well in grade 7 i slipped on ice walking down the street and broke my wrist pretty bad... and i slipped a pedal once on my bike and ended up with 22 stitches in my shin, that pretty much sucked

its not so much funny cuz it rele sucks for her but my friends first time skiing actually the first friggen time she went up the lift she like flipped backwards getting off it at the top and fractured something in her back, so shes not too stoked on trying skiing again
 
i was going to go skiing this weekend but lastt nite at my gf's place i spilt a kettle of tea on my knee and its all burnt and blistered hardcore, shitty deal
 
i broke my shoulder and had to get surgery after falling pretty hard by a retention pond in my neighborhood
 
there was a little patch of deep powder so i went up to it and did a sumersault into it and then when i was rolling my knee went back more then it should and it was the first day of skiing all year. i think i pulled it or somethinng. it just hurt wen i walked
 
A few days ago I was skiing and going down some gay blue trail and insted of pointing my skis downhill I had them horizional to the ski hill and side slipping fast (this is a good drill to help you work on edgeing ect.) ...then all of a sudden I cought my front edge and smashed shoulder(whichi I already hurt durring a tackle football game on thanksgiving) into the icy surface.
 
I broke my foot jumping into a pool once. Man that was embarrassing. My friend who I was with at the time thought I was full of shit for like a week.
 
I was skiing back to the chairlift after a powderrun with some friends and jibbing around a bit when I tried to nollie for the first time using my friends busted old skis. The first try went great so I shout at my mates to check it out, the skis flexed so hard that i caught both tips in the snow and got thrown forward. I landed on my head and I broke my back in 2 places!
 
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