the stupidest thing you have done without thinking?

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WIllW

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what is it, it could be anything drugs, girls, sports, fireworks I dont care.... I am possitive NS has some very stupid stories to be told.

For me, today I wasnt thinking too much and decided to skateboard down a very very steep twisty hill with no protection or anything, when I realized that the recently paved road was very very fast and I couldnt make the turns I had to bail and now I know what its like to jump out of a moving car at 30-40mph and try to run. Needless to say, my legs can't handle that speed, so I proceded to do a few somersaults on the pavement and get messed up. Luckily, I didnt break anything, I didnt even hit my head. All I got was scrapes and bruises on my knees elbows wrists and back. Oh yeah and My thumb is really messed up too. I blame this on lack of skiing. I am going insane, not stopping to think before trying to find the next 'high' on adrenaline.(I dont do drugs...yet...theres still 4 months till snow) I really am going crazy. This is my first year with out ski camp in 3 years(I know I am very very lucky, I washed dishes all year each year to pay for it) So anyway that was really dumb of me and I am lucky I dont have a broken skull.

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Once i found a tiny little kids bike in a park and i tried riding it off a picnic table, but i didn't get enough speed, so my front wheel went straight down as i rode off the table and i did a face plant into the cement.

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def, jumping on to a bush, in the sitting down positiong, and gettinga stick 6 inches on the side of my upper leg, ass cheek, and getting tons of stitches, this thin gwas like a fucking bullet whole, it sucked.

 
umm atempted to drive a snow cat and various construction equipment around killington the other night at one in the morning almost got caut but we made it out without geting spoted

 
haha keep them coming i have lots of time while i sit here and ice my thumb and cover my bloody hip

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Tried to help a hammered foreigner get his car out of a the side of the road. Ya taht was pretty stupid. If I ever do thta gaain I hope I get arrested.

 
i tried the channel gap at buttermilk a couple years ago and didnt clear it. Compression fracture of t-12 vertabrae. not cool

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i wonder if stealling a snopw cat is worse then grand theft auto consdering its worth like 200,000

 
me and my friends played a game of airsoft on the roof of a school. that was a really dumb idea but it was fun as hell, til the cops showed up. Some teacher called them for some reason, I wish they had just told us to get off the roof instead. The cop took our names down but fortunately my friend had the great idea to say 'I really don't want to get in trouble since I do varsity football and lacrosse.' I could practically see the cop's brain working, changing from looking at us as weed-smoking punks to some local good ol boys. It was all scare tactics anyways, we all got called to the principals office the next day and were told that no charges would be pressed.

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
go to the link in my profile, then to songs and prom night with Josh. that is my saddest moment

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
wow i am disappointed in the lack of stupidness there has to be more this is NS right?

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go to this thread

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
reverse fart a ciggertette... fucking burend my asshole...... or....... i got bored... on this foot ball buss ride... so i had to pisss. so i pisssed in teh dew bottle and then i was like shit.. waht am i gonnna do with this dew. now rember how much pee and dew look the same.. sooooi said passs it up to the front.. nd some kid opend it and i was.. FUCK... and then he starteed barfing.. hardcore... busss stoped.. ki is still barfing... im like. FUCK.... and then he was gonna kill. but i said i found it under the waterboys seat.. so i did nto get pounded by the huge moterfuckerin off tackel.... yeah.... and dropping firecrackers in a fish tanke.....

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i haven't been too dumb lately, all i can think of is charging my friend who was firing roman candles and getting shot by it. the thing stuck to my side and went running around yelling. it was hilarious.

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
it was like the 2nd week of summer and i hadn't started work or anything, so i was bored just sittin' around at home with my bro. i looked outside and said i bet him i could jump over our hammack and do a 360. he's like yah whatever i dont care. but since i was bored as hell i just went what the hell, and unfortuntately caught my back leg on the lip of the hammack as i was coming down. needless to say, since our patio is pure concrete, my elbows, arms, and legs were pretty bloodied up. as soon as i hit the ground i was like shit why the hell did i do that? boredom can be pretty dangerous if it get to ya, beware

 
once i thought i could do a 5 safeety over one of strattons bigger jumps first try without checking the speed first, and i overshot and broke both my bindings.

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me and my friend were sitting in his room down the hall from his parents at his house and he was holding a big firework because canada day was coming up. so he jokingly pretended to light it and shit it caught on fire. he threw it on the ground an it shot and was so frickin loud. it burned up most of his clothes and part of his ceiling. i laughed

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks
 
playing with roman candles in mexico my buddy and i started shooting them at each other and my shorts caught on fire with pockets full of m-80s and other assorted fireworks. well i managed to remove my shorts, boxers included with like a second to spare before the arsenal in the pockets blew! my shorts were shredded to bits and i had to sit on the beach with nothing but a tshirt and flipflops on while my buddy ran back to the hotel to grab me some other shorts!!! that fucking asshole took his sweet time tho.

 
got on an unattended rta bus with my friend while he drove it to its next stop and got out

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i held the button down on the lighter to release the gas, i filled an empty soda can with it then lit it...the fucker blew up and my thumb got burnt real bad.

 
at this biulding there was something on the roof i wanted so not thinking i just climbed on the roof with this latter and then once i was up there all these people came out and were standing around the biulding talking while i was still on the roof and i was just thinking 'what the fuck am i doing up here i am going to get in so much trouble' but i got away fine.

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hmm i never do anything really really stupid mostly i just hook up with stupid guys while drinking and not thinking about it or in the middle of the day while im getting paid give a guy a hand job that i dont even know his name and he didnt know mine hmm what else deciding that i needed a lot more air then i really did and just about eating shit tearing my acl and meniscus and got really really bad shinbang so that i could barely walk and then skiing down afterwards hmm in general im just a stupid person

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hooked up with an 8 year old

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umm probably gettin into a firework war wtih my uncle and his friends(no not pussy little blackcats and shit artillery shells)then catchin my shirt on fire.pretty funny though.

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smoked a joint on main street while trippin balls, 3 or 4 cops rolled by in session, but i was perfectly chill at the time

Fuck You
 
jumped out of the third floor in my old history class cuz i didn't think it would be that bad but i got a hairline fracture in my foot...

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put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on fire and put it on someones door step.

but then soon found out that they werent home, and freaked out cause i thought it would burn the house down, so i ran up and stomped it out myself.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
the stupidest thing I have done without thinking...haha well I could name a bunch of things, but the biggest airhead move that I have made was tucking down a hill and hitting a jump with way too much speed.. I ended up overshooting the landing by 30+feet and it led to breaking my back and foot. if i was thinking logically I could of avoided the whole thing.

Dreaming let's you know reality exists.

 
haha I just rememebred ahmet (dynarider) was bored one day, so he decided to play with gun powder. According to his brother he was blowing up little plastic army men with small amouts when he decided to make a bigger pile. I think it was a little windy that day cause he ended up burning his face, (eyebrows and eyelashes gone)and some hair.

oh and (andy)misty7 was fliping a hand help stape gun around and seeing how many times he could flip it and catch the handle. I warned him of possible outcomes but he said it would be ok. He proceeded to grab the wrong end and the staple went into his hand.

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me and a bunch of friends were throwin rocks at trains passing by one night. Well then my friend throws a rock at the train it richochets off and hits him in the head. he had to get 34 stitches in his head

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
my uncels decided to blow up a christmas tree with fireworks, so the put hundreds of fireworks on the tree along with a gallon of gasoline and lit it... well i was 5 years old at the time, and a huge bottle rocket hit me in the stomach, to this day i have the scar and i had 3rd and 2nd degreee burns.

huck something
 
lighting farts why not remove the lighter fluid from the lighter? and you could fill up and entire soda can?

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this isnt really stupid just an bad thing that happened to me. i was a little kid and i was trying to catch air on my bike off of my friends mound system and i went really fast but its not steep so of course i just rolled over and turned out there was a hole there and my front tire went in and i fliped and broke my arm. then my friend told me it was just sprained and im lookin at it like 'well its crooked. is that what a sprain looks like?' then we told his mom and went to the hospital

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
I have to congratulate everyone who posted on this thread, thats some serious funny shit. I think one of the stupidest things I did lately was jumping off a small waterfall in a illegal swimming like place, into shallow water, infront of some cops.

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right now me and my friend are in Argentina and i told him to do this thing that my dad did as a kid. ( jumping from a ledge into about a 18 foot long strech of rose bushes. ) n e ways i go firs t an fall into the bushes, twisting my ankle in the oprocess... now my friend thinks that i said clear the bushes so he gets as much speed as he can and jumps... hes about ten feet in the air and fucking clears the bushes , well almost. his left foot gets caugt in one of the branches and he fucking collapsed. he couldnt move for like a minute but he was ok. Luckilly it is winter here so the ground was vcoveerd in permafrost makking for a bitch of a fall. grass cant really help you if its frozen.

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
took a metal garbage can and filled it with TONS of fireworks. waited till about 1:30am and brought it into the middle of a peacful neighborhood:) it took about 6 minutes for it to be over.....then me and my friends hid behind trees and threw ice balls and rocks at semi's

 
i dotn do stupid things

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a while ago i was playin with gas and tried to connect the fire with a pool of more gas with a line of gas. I was in gr. 6. haha big burns baby. A week or two ago I climbed keyhole pass (an ascent) without an ice-axe or crampons or cold weather gear. it was a snowing mild blizzard and there were a few km's of snow and i was in shorts. Man if i'd of slipped up there I dont think i'd be here now.

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heres a list

-shot at each other with a 22 across a river, stopped after friend got digit shot off.

-crashed car 30mph into snowbank while driving too fast for snow coverd road.

-did a drop on bike with sandles, doctor said it looked like i was shot point blank in the shin with a gun it was so severe.

-went down sketchy steep section of downhill course with no brakes and into tree.

-jumped off 25ft. sand cliff in dads gravle pit into about 1ft. of soft sand, cliff itself was 30ft. from flat compact ground.

-tried rolling down 10ft. high ramp with skateboard, fell 8ft. to tar on side of body.

-split head open playing rock wars.

-split chin open running as fast as i could up wet wooden stairs.

-jumped/fell out of high speed moving vehicles (20-40 mph) onto neighbors lawn/tar/gravle.

-ran behind fourwheeler while holding onto back, shoe fell off, now have 3 scars on knee.

-left knee permantly numb due to another brilliant move while downhilling.

-almost started numerous forest fires.

-trying new tricks skiing (mostly switch tricks on single tipped skis) on a big air jump where the landing was literally solid ice.

-raced in 5 below windy night weather while only wearing boxers, pjs, short sleeves, helmet and gloves.

-decided 'naw, you guys are wrong, i can def. do that'

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
pick one, i cant decide which is the dumbest.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
this one isn't me but its stupid. One day my friends and I went shooting some shotguns, rifles, and handguns in the woods. And of my asian friends wanted to know if a .22 pistol was loaded so he shot it, and it was loaded. Luckily in went into the ground but you can imagine the consiquences.

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