The stupidest thing you did when you were drunk

well i was at this party, at it was pretty chilled out, there were only about 25 people and we were just playing drinking games. i was pretty fucked up, and the cops rolled up. i dunno how they could have heard abut it, cause it was way down and not very loud at all. but anyway, me and a couple friend hear 5-0 and book it out the back door of this girls house out into the wilderness. i live in new mexico, so we're running through cactus and shit and a cop is chasing us, and one of my friends loses his shoe. we eventually get to an arroyo, which is like a miniature canyon, and i didn't know it was there. the other guys break left, but i'm drunk as hell and i break right, and i just run off the edge of this 15 foot cliff. i eat shit hard and knock the wind out, but the cop is still about 50 yards behind us at this point so i just keep chugging. i didn't know the cliff was that big until i went back the other week, and it was huge.
 
dumbest thing ive ever done drunk was decide to drink the rest of the scotch. my memory of the night is patchy with puking in every flash back.

i hate scotch
 
jump off a roof with some skis strapped to just my skate shoes and attempted to do a back flip, that one hurt like a bitch
 
jump off a roof with some skis strapped to just my skate shoes and attempted to do a back flip, that one hurt like a bitch, but a few shots of jd fixed the pain
 
this is somethign my cousin did when he was a junior in highschool...

ok some him and a bunch of his budies are drinkign at this bar. and its like 5 of em, just guys having a good time. well this goes on pretty late and 2 of the guys end up completely passing out. like stone cold wont remember anythign tmrw passing out. so my cousin and his friends carry the two drunk kids outside and lay them down in the back of his pickup truck. they drive for likke 20 minutes to a really really cheap motel. my cousin takes one of the passed out dudes credit card and rents out one room for the night, and while he is at the desk doing this, his 2 other now sober friends sneak the 2 passed out guys into the room. once they are all in this cheap room, they strip the passed out guys clothing and mix it together on the floor. the put the 2 of them ass naked in bed together spooing under the covers. they also take a condom and like ruffle it up and spit in it so it looks used and leave it on the bed. now imagine waking up, not remembering what the fuck happened last night, and in a cheap motel spooing with like your best guy friend (all these guys are completely straight).

i mean, how much would this fuck with your mind. holy shit... best part is that they didnt tell em for like 2 weeks... haha, when the two guys passed each other at school that must have been soooo awkward. my cousins a fucking genius
 
that would be a little wierd setting that up, but that's fucking hilarious. those two kids must have been pretty shocked the next morning
 
some kids at UMD were talk'n shit and this football type dude punched my boy in the back of the mellon.......so i just fuckin smashed em club punch style....knocked him out cold his jaw off his mouth....then PEACEEED out but some kids there knew my name and shit the state popo came to my door at like 4 am and arrested me shit was not fun
 
cause your story is complete bullshit.

1 you dont go to bars in junior high,

2 i doubt you would pass the fuck out like that inside of a bar 3 you would wake up if somone put you in the back of a pickup truck and drove around for sure unless you had alcohol poisioning or something

4 there is no way you can rent a motel when you are in junior high

but neat idea

i havent done anything that stupid drunk, besides fucking shit up or like getting an MIP. but definitly regretable things
 
okay, but it still doesn't explain how they were drinking in a bar at that age.

assuming they didn't drive to quebec, but they wouldn't just leave their friends in the motel and drive back over the border and another thing, if they were drinking at the bar then who was driving?
 
1 he lives in CT, not far from quebec

2 it is a normal thing for people in the northeast to go to montreal as soon as they turn 18 to get shit faaced

3 some bars just don't give a fuck
 
my freinds always tell me shit the next day like that i tried to stab someone but im not sure if i belive them lol like this one time i had like 17 drinks and told a cop to go fuck the other cop up the ass
 
a friend of mine in my car mooned everyone one we passed (he had the door open) and fell out on his bare butt at the speed of about 50 km per hour, afterwards it was frigging hilarious but at that moment it was just bloody and messy
 
my 20th birthday last summer. i walked up to a girl twice my size at minglewoods, called her a slut, pushed her, got her all steamed up. mind you, i am very little and weigh next to nothing, yet i thought i could take her. luckily the girl walked away and i lived through the night, but ended up puking from 3am-3pm the next day at my ex's place. it was a good time, definitely worth puking for 12 hours
 
well i have only read the first 3 responses and not even seen the pics yet but i can tell that that is one fucked up pick and i must ask WHAT THE FUCK DROVE YOU TO DO THAT SHIT
 
i didnt do it but post pictures of it on the internet...a ton of kids where i live got in trouble for doin that
 
I paid for everyone's food once. Cost me about $50. The next morning i was like wtf where is all my money. I learned a life lesson, never bring money when you go out after drinking or take just enough for booze
 
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