The stupidest thing you did when you were drunk

oh yea, another time a friend gave himself 3 smilies when he was drunk/high.

its on his lower arm. he did it so that the smilies spell out A M, his initials.

hahhaha, im like dude, its gonna be there for the rest of your life.
 
wow arent you just a little angle. =] nice to meet you asshole, actually that poem thingy is a joke so why dont you and your mom go back to fucking in the barn.......k?
 
i've been so drunk that i fell out of my lofted bed in my dorm on two dif occations. the first time, it woke my roommate up so he just threw a sleeping bag over me and stuck my ski helmet on me.
 
well im burning in hell for this but last summer at a party this kid passed out and then three of us proceeded to teabag him and then we drank all his alcohol
 
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yep i was about a handle of rubinov deep
 
we're sitting in a kids basement and theres this one kid whos had like 15 beers. someone takes out a bong, and he starts bragging about his "lungs of steel". he then went and ran around the house while smoking the bong, but then tripped on his face and broke the brand new slide. we werent even pissed it was so funny.
 
I had my friend push me down the stairs in the lower whistler village near the liquor store and helicopter landing pad in a shopping cart.

Miraculously, I made it all the way down without falling.

I was wasted off of my ass.
 
fucked a fat chick, she looked good with thos beer goggles on. its pretty scary waking up next to a fat chick, then only to look around and see condom wrapers and realized you fucked her.
 
i once did my homework poorly when i was drunk, boy oh boy did i regret that. i didnt learn the lesson as well as i could have.
 
had an idea at 5:30 am after a very long night of rum and shrooms. Me and a buddy decided to take saucers down the ski hill about 2 weeks after it closed. I went first made it a long way but crashed hard because i was spinning like crazy. Just as I get to my feet my friend takes out my legs going about 30 backwards sends me flying. so i get up a 2nd time to find my friend impailed on a snow bank they made to channel the water. I fucked up my knee and he had compression fractures in his back.
 
While one friend was passed out on the floor, two others took his car. As they were ripping down this street, the drunk kid in the passenger's seat shoved the door open, hitting a real estate sign (intentionally). The sign was pretty solid wood, and although the sign came out worse, the door got fucked up.
 
I bet my friend I could eat an entire cherry pie. didn't end well

Jack Daniels+cherry Pie=bad idea
 
actually, i broke a fence while playing army with some kids who were on mushrroms. then broke all four couch legs while playing living room football... then i lost my wallet
 
last week-end at the bar, going for another round of pints, saying cheers and punching my glass into my friend's, and breaking it. That was stupid. We stole a lot beers from random tables that night too, then got lost somewhere on our way back. I've done other funny stupid things, such as rowdily insulting random people, screaming "Mike Jones" repeatedly, and more...
 
uhh couple weeks ago i got lost in the woods ( by woods i mean the 200 sq. ft. park by my friends house )... but yea, i thought i was gonna die... my friends found me sitting next to a tree, ready to accept my fate.
 
ok well i'm pretty drunk right now as we speak but no good stories as of yet. I do however have a story of my brother a few weeks ago who got so trashed, that when he went to go try to piss at a club, he couldn't figure out how to take a piss without taking off his pants. he stood ther for a good 5 mins trying different things but it just woudltn' work for him so eventually he just dropped his pants and let it go at the urinal. good times...
 
wow. We went to this pregrad dance, got drunk and baked, ahad fun there and then on our way back saw a topless chick at tim horton's. We chatted and walked with them around the block while they were naked, went into 7/11, and tht was about it. Random.
 
i once told a girl that i wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with her. oh boy was i red when i sobered up and realized what i said. oh gosh!
 
last year after coming home from some party i decided it would be a great idea to run to my girlfriends house which was about 2 miles away. i was already drunk enough so that i couldnt walk but i guess i thought i could run. so anyways i leave my house and somehow i get to the back of her neighborhood which was across big streets that i dont remember crossing and there was a fence and i couldnt stand for long enough to jump it so i end up laying on the ground holding onto the fence so that i dont fall more while im waiting for her to come find me. then i dotn know what happens and i wake up in my bad the next morning. fun stuff.
 
im going to have to speak for my friend on this one.

he is always quoting fight club when hes drunk, so he says to me and my other friend last night, i want you to punch me as hard as you can. we hit him repeatedly and he spit out so much blood
 
A few stupid things for me, one was driving 200 metres to the chip shop, going through a no entry, nearly crashing into my mates wall and then realsiing a copper wa sbehind me. I got arrested and spent the night in the cells. While i waas in there i spilt my coffee over the only piece of furniture in the cell - the mattress.

I set fire to my nipple and ended up with a blister.

I lost my virginity to a whale.

My friend was wasted an took two tabs of acid. He trashed a tesco, jumped out of a window and was sectioned for 3 days. No joke.

Ran away from police after having a piss in Manchester city centre.

Fell flat on my back in Tignes nightclub and looked up to see a crowd laughing at me.

Played football (soccer) on a roundabout then the ball went through a bank window (not me)

Got floored by an exploding fire extinguisher at Leeds Festival. Apparently someone shouted get away from the fire its gonna blow up, but i wasn't paying much attention.

My other mate fell of a lampost from 3 storeys up, and also damaged his knee (or ankle not sure) by trying to flip of a phone box.
 
im real lightweight so i get fucked up easily....

punched a hole through this girls houses wall

jumped on my my parents 18th century antique kitchen table and broke it

at boarding school drank 10 shots of 90 proof then came to the halloween dance wearing all my ski shit even googles and tripping over my xxl pants grinding with every girl i saw and tried a cork 5 off this wall into a garden and ate shit and rolled into the road and lay there until some girls carried me back to my dorm. I will never understand how i did not get caught there were teachers everywhere. i would of been expelled cause i was already on probabation
 
heres a little timeline......

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spent the night in jail for blasting some kids face then went to the hospital 2 days later and got surgery.....6 pins and a metal plate....holla
 
i have a tendency to puke all over myself. it sucks. one of my friends dove down a laundry chute once, that shit was fuckin hilarious.
 
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