The story of my night weed+mom

Balto

Balto

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ok so the day started out like always, woke up, played some video games and did my school work, no big deal. at around 5pm my 2 friends came over to pick me up to go to a football game, but we decided to roll up a J first.

so i busted the shit out, grinded it up and started rolling, when my door opens. i assumed it was my sis sense she was the only one home, but fuck me its my mom. my heart dropped like never before. i went out into the hall with her to see what she was gonna say. I now love my mom a little, she said she wasnt gonna tell my dad, or punish me at all, said that i'm old enough to decide what I wanna do. She also said that she is fine with weed sense its not addictive and not as bad for you as drinking. jesus i was so fucking lucky, but i got out of the house so fast still. just got home and dipped right into my room to write this.
 
fffuuuuuu! you coming is tommorow, and im going doubles with my friend (ya we cool) and my mom honestly keeps telling me to not fucking drink, well shit we are going to dinner, dance, then back to his house to hang till 1-2, and as a senior im not a fucking idiot not gonna drink or even smoke (wish i could smoke, friend doesnt) but parents dont trust me to sleep over at anybodys house only theirs, then they play the our house isnt good enough card, fuckinr redic.

Im Jealous.
 
My mom found mine like three years ago, she said don't do it alone cause that's depressing. But I don't smoke anymore so its fine.
 
My parents found out when I was younger, my dad absolutely beat the shit out of me every day for a week. Now I am on track to earn my PhD. Weed is for losers. I thank my dad every day for what he did to me.
 
my parents dont even let me go out during the day if they dont know the parents of any of the people im going out with. you cant say thats not taking it to far.

youre one lucky bastard mate, one lucky bastard indeed.
 
You're a senior and your pants are shook about you drinking? Unless youre parent were idiots in high school, they definitely drank sr year.
 
my grammar/spelling blows too but its since not sense
with our bad spelling we gotta look after each other :)
oh and pretty lucky story dude
 
okay Drunkenstein. where are you learning this. Drug school?

but really thats cool although i'm sure you could smoke and still get a PhD.
 
I got broken into by these punks who wanted to steal by bud. So i told my parents what was up, and they were so chill about it.
The only reason they were mad was that i had alot of bud on me(holding it for someone) and they said they expect me to keep smoking but they want me to be responsible.
 
as long as i got decent grades and didnt get arrested my parents did not give a fuck what i did, it was kind of nice.
 
If you arn't smart enough to know that weed isn't harmful for you than you sure as hell arn't smart enough to get a PhD...enjoy your trollin.
 
my mom definately didnt, she grew up in such a strict catholic house that she had to wear dresses to school 3 days a week even as a senior at a public school. my dad hahahahahaha ya.
 
hahaha holy shit. first of all your name is drunkenstein. if you think smoking is worse than drinking, or has anything to do with being able to get a PhD, or is a good reason for your dad to kick your ass, you are RETARDED
 
my rents just throw it out if they find it.. they know i smoke and drink its just a respect thing not to go broadcasting it. which i tthink is pretty fair.. parents were kids once and should be able to relate. then again i live in BC so half the neighbourhood probably has grow ops
 
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