The story of how I walked in on my brother and his girlfriend fucking

[zylstra]

Last night was my brothers 19th birthday party. He threw the party out at a wigwam we built in this natural bowl in a clearing in the woods out there. anyways, i know hes out there today just with his girlfriend. and i'm not going to go out there. until my aunt and uncle who live waayy downstate show up and want to talk with my parents, cause they were in the area on a work trip. so my parents aren't there and so they say well lets see this wigwam. I'm not thinking the clearest for many reasons and so i take them both out to the wigwam because i can't act wierd and not take them. so anyways half way there i;m shitting my pants, because also at the wigwam is about 40 empty beers, a beer bong, a bong, tons of shit and worst of all my brother fucking his girlfriend in their tent. So anyways i'm a bit ahead so i yell dude randy and beth are heeere. and i hear this holy FUCK from his girlfriend, and look over at the tent and i was right about what they were doing except not right about it being inside the tent. long story short i saw my brother having sex with his girlfriend

 

[BMit]

aahahahaa

 

[artfullydodged]

phahahahhahah

 

[Microcosm]

hahahhahaahhaa wow.

so what happened next?

 

[maclem]

i would say he ran home, then decided to tell us about it. good.

 

[ride-rider]

damn,,, the guy above ^ has 69 posts haha

 

[aja_kiki]

haha outside the tent

 

[pommes_vertes.]

thats where all the cool kids are having sex.

 

[liukangkid]

so did your parents see all the beer or not

 

[RunDMc]

did your aunt and uncle see them?

 

[chickenwang]

haha is she at least a hotty?

 

[bangarangmules]

ahahaha nice

 

[zylstra]

yah i guess. after i saw them i walked back to wear my aunt and uncle were still coming up the trail and i led them away from the tent a little and towards the wigwam. they still saw all the alcohol and the bong and shit but no naked nephews.

 

[Gavajabra2]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[chickenwang]

hahahha thats terrible

 

[zylstra]

i can get them of the tent and the wigwam.

 

[zylstra]

fuck that shit. the tents been taken down, only the wigwam remains. i can swear on anything holy. today in my life i whatched my naked brother and naked brothers girlfriend run yelling into their tent.

 

[Mat.]

rad, now you can crack jokes about how you saw his girlfriend naked.. or not cause that'd be really awkward.

depends on how tight you are with your bro.

 

[zylstra]

Igot some pictures, i was wrong the tent was still up.

my brother who is now passed out on the couch

the scene of the crime

 

[Legit]

this story is so legit

 

[zylstra]

o rly?

 

[Kevski]

hahaha, that's some funny shit.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

youre so legit man...

 

[chickenwang]

that proves absolutly nothing i can find a pic of a tent and a kid passed out haha

 

[-+Siver+-]

thats a pretty funny story

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

haha sounds like a good party

 

[Krush]

HAHAHA ur parents r soo chill marty

 

[zylstra]

Word..

this is the booze collection of empties from the wigwam next door. the bongers and the molson.

.

if you notice the flag to the left, it says iraqi preedom instead of freedom, kinda funky.

 

[Joan]

its so great that you have all these pics

 

[grams.]

here you go:

 

[FUUUCK]

bahahahaha

 

[Peter.]

hah thats great

i dont really see the wigwam though

 

[jamieduby.]

yeah that's definately his brother...

 

[skitheeast1100]

hes beating off to this experience tonight....

 

[zylstra]

hahahaaha. Fuck you.

 

[matty_chaines*]

hahahaha

 

[invader7]

haha i wonder what ur aunt would of said

 

[dweezileast]

80 beer cans? i see a twelver of bottles a 30 rack, and some whiskey

 

[SlickRick.]

thats not a wigwam?!??

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

too legit to quit

 

[General_Shredgnar]

Awesome. I hope your auntie and uncle dont squiel to your parents about the hole thing. Or were they completely oblivious? How is your bro feeling about being caught redhanded by his brother

 

[*DwC*]

wow sounds like you have a very exciting life.

 

[lushlaxstr]

haha

 

[keystoner1]

shes obviously nto cool dont be hard on her haha jk but taht is funny

 

[pns513]

that sucks...

good job trying to save the day though

 

[EnemySki]

hahhahaha

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I was just about to say that hahaha, weird

 

[Sideways_Shane]

gnarly

 

[zylstra]

Yah that would be a tent. like i said the wigwams next door, its got blue walls. i was standing right next to it when i took the picture.

 

[Hannah.]

hahaa

 

[miroz]

you never told us what your aunt and uncle did about seeing the beer and the bongs...