The Stoked Thread

I have absolutely no clue what I said. I think I need to stop carrying my phone with me. I guess when we were leaving the theatre Ed had to hold me and direct me where to walk. I was just laughing at myself because I was too drunk to walk straight, I was going sideways.
 
Yes!!!! You're meeting up with me, then, right Amanda? We need to paint the town red together. I'm most likely bringing Ninja because he's a pretty good pacer.
 
just had my best friend in the whooooole wide world tell me, completely unsolicited, i'm the best at going down that she's ever had. btw, she's a lesbian. needless to say, i feel like a golden god right now. hahahahaha
 
I've been in a pissy mood today thanks to doucheface (Zane), but The Rolling Stones' "Under My Thumb" always has a way of cheering me up. So now I'm stoked to be listening to a super awesome song. Yay!

The newest Atmosphere album has also been keeping me sane this week. I love music.
 
where the fuck you at???

also, Fred and i are stoking that there are aliens hidden in the desert about 15-20 miles north of us.
 
Forecast is looking better. The rain for later this week MAY be snow in the mountains, and then after that, it should be even colder going out.
 
This is pretty epic: Sorry for the length - Drew, I think you'll appreciate this story:

I've been in class this semester with a pretty blonde named Sarah. She's awesome. Great smile, awesome laugh, and a great sense of humor. As Jay-Z has said she also, "Dresses her ass off and her walk is mean." She's doing everything right.
I'll admit it. I'm infatuated with this girl. Did I mention she's also the Teacher's Assistant in my Film Making class? And that the professor has an uncomfortably noticeable thing for her?
Yeah. This girl is special.
We started conversing after a literature class in which I argued a d-bag into the ground over whether or not animals have the same emotional perceptions as humans (yeah, this class is pretty out there). Of course, I made him look like a complete moron which he deserved because he's one of those students that always raises his hand to give a personal story he feels will benefit the class. But back to Sarah. She approached me after class and praised me for putting the d-bag in his place. I told her that my parents paid too much money for me to sit in a class and listen to someone tell a story about walking through a daisy field. She laughed and said, "You're bad news bears."
Phone number exchange and the next thing you know we're texting like 14 year olds during a Disney Channel marathon. This goes on and on, we grab coffee or lunch on occasion. Very friendly, very casual, very under the radar flirtatious until one day she drops the bomb that she lives with her boyfriend of two years. DAMN IT! You win some, you lose some I guess? "No, I like to win," I tell her. "You're bad news bears," she says again.
FAST FORWARD to about a week ago.
A week ago, I showed the trailer to my documentary film in class and explained the ins and outs of freeskiing and some of my experiences working in the industry. Most of the presentations in class have been extremely boring as people are picking topics such as "Is Walmart good?" I'll pat myself on the back and say I killed it in this class. The class was super engaged, asking a ton of questions, and all expressed an eagerness to see the finished project. I was stoked as I love when a room full of people are eating out of the palm of my hand and I'm talking about skiing. :-)
After class, I get a text from Sarah asking, "Dinner tonight?"
"Sure," I text back.
She comes over, we have some coffee, talk about the class, watch a movie, and she informs me her boyfriend is gone for the entire weekend. I calmly say cool and carry on. Really innocent. The entire time. Seriously. I was playing my cards so fucking right I could've won the World Series of Poker. The movie ends, she leaves, I get insanely drunk with my friends, and purposely choose not to text her.
FAST FORWARD to this past Saturday morning
It's raining, as it always does in Potsdam. She texts, "Today is a good day for sweatpants and movies. I'm coming over."
Cue up the bottle of vodka, Kevin Costner movies, and close the door.
(why Kevin Costner movies? Because they move so slow, you have time to do whatever during the film and still not miss much of the plot. Plus his best films are baseball films. If you build it, she will come)
FAST FORWARD to Sunday morningShe wakes up at my house in a slightly hungover sleepy state. We've spent the entire night rolling around in my bed. AWESOME night. This girl rules. She tells me that we can't see each other anymore because she's "practically engaged." I'm cool with this. She looks at me confused at my easy going approach to the sitatution, smiles, and says, "You're bad news bears."
FAST FORWARD to tonight when I get this text.
Sarah: Good God- Chris just told me I was saying, "I have to go. Bad news bears" in my sleep last night. He was like, I asked what you meant but then you woke up... I can't be having dreams about you.

:-)
 
Stoked that the bindings I'm selling are getting a lot of interest, I was starting to seriously consider taking up someone on a trade for some 194 XXL's and keep a pair....which would have been rad, but totally unnecessary.

Also stoked to go drink beer and make bad decisions tonight!
 
Keep playing it cool, don't torment her with a shirt... Then again who am to advise, you got it on lock. and yeah so entertaining to read. BTW. I hate you.
 
^^Bhahahaha

It reminds me of the time when I was about 5 years old playing in the bath tube

with my mom's douche.

(or as I thought of it at the time A cool water

gun that sprayed' in a whole bunch of different angles!)
 
I'll always have and need my advisors around me.

UPDATE: She signed onto AIM tonight (She openly expresses a hate for instant message), messaged me, "I have a bunch of papers to grade. I'm really behind on my work because of you. This has to stop"
I send her, "Ok, Sarah. See you in the morning for class. Have a good night."
Her response: "I really need to get you out of my head." and then she signs off.

I love it.
 
that would seem fairly obvious, but the way you mentioned fred....i was beginning to thing you had a pet ferret, carried your piece everywhere, or named your johnson or something. and im done.
 
It wouldn't be appropriate as my friends and I have called my buddy Alex the Iceman for years. Thanks for the consideration though.
UPDATE: Today in the touchy feely Lit class, our professor BOLDLY said to the class, "You guys ever know the feeling when, you know, there's someone in your life and your like, 'I really want this' but at the same time you're thinking, 'this is so bad for me'?"
I looked over at Sarah and her jaw was dropped to the floor. I busted out laughing. Too perfect. She's really sweating this one.
She texted me after class, "You are completely bad news bears. I can't believe Mcnutt [our professor] said that."
Now all I need to do is figure out how long I'm going to play this game. I mean, I'm graduating in 5 weeks, she's leaving for Florida before Thanksgiving, and I don't want to ruin this girl's life plan.
Then again...
 
i have a family of glass, but the piece i prefer and carry around with me is "Lesley". yes, after the biotch.
and i would never get a ferret. every time i see one, i want to step on it and teach it a lesson for being a fucking ferret.
 
eat a dick buddy! bahahahahaha

a mo down the street from me walks his ferrets in the lil get-ups he makes for them. can you say weeeiiiirrrrdoooo
 
So you know those moments when you see something and you wonder how something like that would happen..

Well.. Last night I have never be soo entertained by someone's stupidity until this moment. Just having the honour of watching something that you will probably never see again.. My buddies and I killed ourselves witnessing this..

So, we are walking down to Timmy ho's to grab some food around 1 in the morning.. As we are walking in the parking lot we see this jeep in a stall. It is an end stall with grass infront and a big bush. Also directly in front of the stall mounted on grass was a huge Candidate sign for voting.. Like one of those BIG ones..

So.. the jeep turns on. We are watching and talking, ya know. Only thing going on in parking lot.. And all of a sudden it just tears forward and plows through the sign getting stuck in the muddy grass. We are dying watching this. This person must of been in drive and a complete dumbass. Cause it's not like they gently hit the gas.. No, they went full on and gave her.. So they were just spinning out and we are there just laughing, can't believe what just happened, in awe. And instead of backing out, they continued threw forward. Plowing through the bush, over the side walk and on to the road..

What a dumbass! Made my night though :D

 
I've got one.

We used to hang out at this parking lot back in the day when car gatherings were my idea of a good time. This was back in like '04.

There was about 15 people just hanging outside in a parking lot of a relatively busy area, and wherever there are people, you will get people assclowning to get some attention.

Well, this particular evening featured some stuntriding chicks who decided it would be a good idea to drive while one sits on the hood of their car. Unfortunately for them, it was a fat chick laying on the hood of the car.

They ran into one of those handicapped spot cement poles doing about 10mph. The fatchick literally bounced when she hit the ground. Climbing in the backseat of the car and they took off.

We hopped in a car to follow to humiliate. They didn't get too far as they had demo'd the radiator and were out of coolant. We found them by following the trail of leaking coolant down the 4 lane road.

It was one of the top 5 moments of my life.
 
whoaa I just found an indian place here in vancouver that has samosas (really good big ones) for 50 cents each...whaaat!!! so ridiculously cheap, especially for vancouver, everything here's twice as much as it whould be. yess!!
 
I forgot until reading this that I saw Role Models Saturday night! That was funny. Hooray brownies!

Got to drive my boss' M6 tonight. Anyone got an extra 145k laying around that they want to give to me?
 
We just stuffed our freezer with 480lbs of buffalo meat. Oh yeah.

Myself and a friend are also going to get a few bottles of sake for friday night, which is going to be fucking sweet. Now I just need to recruit some friends to partake in the carnage.
 
I might get to park some nice cars as I am working valet for a $75/per plate benefit here at Killington on Sunday.

Certainly not driving, but being in a great engineered car is always a good experience, even if it is just a few hundred yards.
 
I just had an excellent bottle of Steamwhistle, which is suprising since I normally hate the beer.
 
two can play that game

anyway, i'm stoked my brother came home for about a week, i haven't spent time with him in like a year, and we got shittyyy this week at any rate, ran around boston for a few days, and discussed why newschooling kicks racings ass (he's a racer for those who don't know) also stoked to be mending previous burned bridges with various girls by sticking my penis in them bwahaha
 
Awesome!

It's a great feeling to be on that oath that you know you are supposed to be on.

Hope it works out great for you! Education major right?
 
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